nightmare today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24-07-2009, 11:43 PM
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nightmare today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had the tv licencing board round our house today ,
story went
open door
tv guy :" good morning sir , im calling regarding your tv licence do you have one "
me : " nope ? ( confused look)
tv guy : " but sir you have a tv ariel on your roof sir ?"
me : Well i also have a pint of milk in the fridge but you dont see a cow in the fucking garden do you ?"
and shut the front door ,
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24-07-2009, 11:48 PM
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Sorry to hear about the cow mate, what happend there.
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Sorry to hear about the cow mate, what happend there.
Now that was funny
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25-07-2009, 12:19 AM
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PMSL @ the cow in the garden
25-07-2009, 12:19 AM
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25-07-2009, 12:23 AM
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Good on you but he will be back. Put the ariel in the loft. Get a cctv so you can see who is at the door and tell him to piss off by intercom.
25-07-2009, 12:27 AM
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Sorry to hear about the cow mate, what happend there.
she had to go to work pmsl
25-07-2009, 12:31 AM
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Good on you but he will be back. Put the ariel in the loft. Get a cctv so you can see who is at the door and tell him to piss off by intercom.
thay can still find out if your using a t.v, up to £1000 fine my mate has just been done
25-07-2009, 06:44 AM
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thay can still find out if your using a t.v, up to £1000 fine my mate has just been done
I would presume it was a joke mate
I would think beefy will have a TV
25-07-2009, 07:49 AM
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beefy with a tv licence, no chance,
I doubt it was a joke!!! He'd realy say that
25-07-2009, 08:07 AM
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25-07-2009, 09:24 AM
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classic lol
25-07-2009, 09:39 AM
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Nice one fella, but if you really did say that - the dude is likely to take it further just out of spite !
25-07-2009, 01:31 PM
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lol if he came round tomorrow id say it lol,
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i had the tv licencing board round our house today , me : " nope ? ( confused look)
looked at your sig wen reading that and could imagine you scratching your head at him, PMSL
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25-07-2009, 04:47 PM
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yes andy ill be there , jackos got a stand right next to matt lewis ,
much appriceated matey , cold drink waiting for ya
ok so how many of you have went and told that gag to your mates yet ??
lol
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looked at your sig wen reading that and could imagine you scratching your head at him, PMSL
me to
25-07-2009, 04:58 PM
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lol but i really did say this ,
25-07-2009, 05:49 PM
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nicely done
lucky they didnt waste you with ak47's
25-07-2009, 06:52 PM
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your kidding right ,
25-07-2009, 07:00 PM
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's some funny shit beef
25-07-2009, 07:04 PM
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's some funny shit beef
lol i try mate ,
you coming to say hello at ford fair ?
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lol i try mate ,
you coming to say hello at ford fair ?
yes mate, i'll be looking for the crowd surrounding you
or the crowd trying to escape your charity clutches
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25-07-2009, 08:49 PM
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yes mate, i'll be looking for the crowd surrounding you
or the crowd trying to escape your charity clutches
its not charatiy this time you have the chance to win something !!!!
lol
27-07-2009, 11:15 AM
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Top joke Beef i can imagine you saying that lol.
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nightmare today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
