Stupid Criminals - You Robbed the Wrong House
18-02-2009, 11:14 PM
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Stupid Criminals - You Robbed the Wrong House
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"So I had an interesting afternoon today. While I was in the basement today working on completing my latest WRX project two dumb asses broke into my house.
I didn't know that I was being robbed at first - I heard a knock and something loud and walked up the basement stairs to see what was going on. At that point I then heard someone on the main level unhooking my living room TV vigorously and could see a pair of jeans I didn't recognize through the crack in the door.
"Those aren't my house keepers" I thought. I started dialing 911 while walking down the stairs to the basement and ran out the back door. I snuck around to my front door and saw the "get-away" vehicle: a Ford Windstar minivan.
I gave the 911 dispatcher the license plate and then stated out loud "there's exhaust coming out of the car - this thing is still on". I ran up and looked at the van. There was nobody inside. The drivers door was unlocked.
To the 911 dispatcher: "Hey - the drivers door is unlocked. I'm not letting these effers get away with this."
I stole their car.
I drove it a few blocks away up the steepest hill in my neighborhood while talking to the dispatcher. A neighbor saw the commotion - apparently these guys had stacked all my TV's, my wife's jewelry, my DVD players, Wii, and XBOX360 at the front of my house, walked out, and saw they had no car and started booking.
One of the "suspects" was picked up shortly there after. The other one the police say they "know who he is" and they're pursuing him.
Thank you for breaking into my house and leaving your car running with the keys in you stupid degenerate retarts. May you spend the rest of your days in a federal pound me in the ass prison.
In retrospect stealing the car was pretty damn stupid if they would have caught me. However since I got away with it the cops thought I was the biggest G on the planet. I got more than a few high-fives from the police that responded and a lot of "you just made my week/month/year".
I'm glad I was the only one home.
Take that assbags. The good guys won this time."
I didn't know that I was being robbed at first - I heard a knock and something loud and walked up the basement stairs to see what was going on. At that point I then heard someone on the main level unhooking my living room TV vigorously and could see a pair of jeans I didn't recognize through the crack in the door.
"Those aren't my house keepers" I thought. I started dialing 911 while walking down the stairs to the basement and ran out the back door. I snuck around to my front door and saw the "get-away" vehicle: a Ford Windstar minivan.
I gave the 911 dispatcher the license plate and then stated out loud "there's exhaust coming out of the car - this thing is still on". I ran up and looked at the van. There was nobody inside. The drivers door was unlocked.
To the 911 dispatcher: "Hey - the drivers door is unlocked. I'm not letting these effers get away with this."
I stole their car.
I drove it a few blocks away up the steepest hill in my neighborhood while talking to the dispatcher. A neighbor saw the commotion - apparently these guys had stacked all my TV's, my wife's jewelry, my DVD players, Wii, and XBOX360 at the front of my house, walked out, and saw they had no car and started booking.
One of the "suspects" was picked up shortly there after. The other one the police say they "know who he is" and they're pursuing him.
Thank you for breaking into my house and leaving your car running with the keys in you stupid degenerate retarts. May you spend the rest of your days in a federal pound me in the ass prison.
In retrospect stealing the car was pretty damn stupid if they would have caught me. However since I got away with it the cops thought I was the biggest G on the planet. I got more than a few high-fives from the police that responded and a lot of "you just made my week/month/year".
I'm glad I was the only one home.
Take that assbags. The good guys won this time."
18-02-2009, 11:40 PM
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If that was in the UK you would of ended up been thrown in the clinc for stealing the robbers car while they got told off for stacking your belongings on the lawn 
19-02-2009, 12:21 AM
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graceland your not wrong there..
we would get done for that i would of taken there key's first waited for the police to get them then taken there van away and set fire to it
we would get done for that i would of taken there key's first waited for the police to get them then taken there van away and set fire to it
20-02-2009, 07:50 PM
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20-02-2009, 08:29 PM
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haha the replies here aren't far off lol.
Years back someone tried to break into my old mans mates house.
He was asleep on the sofa and is awakended to the sound of one of his front bay windows being poped.
Sees a hand coming in through the window and thumbling for the hatch. He grabbed the nearest thing (happened to be a hammer from a tool back!! the smashed the robber hand, forcing it down onto the broken pain and cutting th scum.
The scum legged it leaving him to call the plod who on arrival.....
seemed more intersted in catching the scum so that they could see if he (the scummer) wanted to press charges!! WTF!!
Years back someone tried to break into my old mans mates house.
He was asleep on the sofa and is awakended to the sound of one of his front bay windows being poped.
Sees a hand coming in through the window and thumbling for the hatch. He grabbed the nearest thing (happened to be a hammer from a tool back!! the smashed the robber hand, forcing it down onto the broken pain and cutting th scum.
The scum legged it leaving him to call the plod who on arrival.....
seemed more intersted in catching the scum so that they could see if he (the scummer) wanted to press charges!! WTF!!
20-02-2009, 08:37 PM
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some years ago a burglar got onto one of the roofs of a primary school near us and promptly fell through it breaking his leg,a while later the local authority receives a solicitors letter stating they are gonna be sued.....not too sure how far the case got but hope hopefully commonsence prevailed,chances are tho it was settled out of court
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20-02-2009, 08:40 PM
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some years ago a burglar got onto one of the roofs of a primary school near us and promptly fell through it breaking his leg,a while later the local authority receives a solicitors letter stating they are gonna be sued.....not too sure how far the case got but hope hopefully commonsence prevailed,chances are tho it was settled out of court
20-02-2009, 08:41 PM
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in this country we would be arrested for taking the van while the robbers would get of scot free as they wouldnt have taken anything away from the property!
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