Cristiano Ronaldo
09-01-2009, 12:49 PM
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Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari yesterday - rumours are that he dived from car before it hit the barrier!
The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10yrds away!
Alex Ferguson is claiming that Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.
Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldos crash say he was only lightly tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled over 10 times!!
Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the incident, said that Ronaldo's car was accelerating towards the tunnel, when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and immediately following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest car driver.
Police are investigating why a player voted the worlds best, and earns £140000 per week cannot take a corner.
"Anyway he was all right, he was walking, added the witness”, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down!
Meanwhile, Lionel Messi has delivered a scathing attack on Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo. The Barcelona star has named his own personal World XI for 2008 for uefa.com – and rival Ronaldo does not feature. The young winger gave a contemptuous analysis of United's number seven, saying: "He's a diving, preening, mummy's boy who goes missing in big games and is slowed down by the weight of his own ego. All real football fans detest this loathsome brat and the sooner he becomes an expensive prima donna at Real Madrid the better."
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The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10yrds away!
Alex Ferguson is claiming that Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.
Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldos crash say he was only lightly tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled over 10 times!!
Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the incident, said that Ronaldo's car was accelerating towards the tunnel, when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and immediately following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest car driver.
Police are investigating why a player voted the worlds best, and earns £140000 per week cannot take a corner.
"Anyway he was all right, he was walking, added the witness”, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down!
Meanwhile, Lionel Messi has delivered a scathing attack on Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo. The Barcelona star has named his own personal World XI for 2008 for uefa.com – and rival Ronaldo does not feature. The young winger gave a contemptuous analysis of United's number seven, saying: "He's a diving, preening, mummy's boy who goes missing in big games and is slowed down by the weight of his own ego. All real football fans detest this loathsome brat and the sooner he becomes an expensive prima donna at Real Madrid the better."
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09-01-2009, 02:39 PM
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Lol.... car flipped and rolled 10 times,
i dont think so - http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/socce...ronaldo_t.html
i dont think so - http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/socce...ronaldo_t.html
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Lol.... car flipped and rolled 10 times,
i dont think so - http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/socce...ronaldo_t.html
i dont think so - http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/socce...ronaldo_t.html
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Lol.... car flipped and rolled 10 times,
i dont think so - http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/socce...ronaldo_t.html
i dont think so - http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/socce...ronaldo_t.html
proper funny that 
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