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Old 22-11-2004, 08:34 AM
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Default Had a dart THROWN at me last night!! CRY CRY!!!

Had to happen to me didn't it?!?!?

Fight broke out in my local, Fight was about 2ft away but were all used to it by now, so i carried on playing pool....

BUT from the sounds of it, things were getting a little heated and then THWACK........ look down to find a dart sticking in my fookin thigh!!!!! AND I WAS MINDING MY OWN BLOODY BUSINESS!!!!!

went in all the way to the butt of the dart and now i am sitting here at work with a puncture wound that won;t stop bleeding.....and waiting for the doctors to ring me back to find out when I had my last tetnis jab!!!

HAPPY DAMM FOOKIN MONDAY!!!!!
Old 22-11-2004, 08:35 AM
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That doesn't sound good at all mate.. had a dart in my hand before.. but can't imagine having it that deep in my leg
Old 22-11-2004, 08:36 AM
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Old 22-11-2004, 08:45 AM
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its the biggest SYRINGE i've had in my leg so far!!!!
Old 22-11-2004, 08:51 AM
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ouch, my c*nt of a brother threw a dart into my ankle when i was little, that stuck in the bone.

iirc he said "dance mother fucker"

and i didnt
Old 22-11-2004, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
ouch, my c*nt of a brother threw a dart into my ankle when i was little, that stuck in the bone.

iirc he said "dance mother fucker"

and i didnt
Old 22-11-2004, 10:05 AM
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Fookin 'ell Keith

All in the aid of a Sunday night at the pub mate. And on the bright side it's given you something to talk about

Hope you recover soon mate

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Old 22-11-2004, 10:08 AM
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sorry but off all the people in the pub, trust it to hit you
Old 22-11-2004, 11:48 AM
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Look at it this way...........................it could of been the board that hit you, now that would of hurt
Old 22-11-2004, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Cabrio
Look at it this way...........................it could of been the board that hit you, now that would of hurt
Old 22-11-2004, 12:01 PM
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I threw a dart at my mate, no intention of hitting him with it, but he decided to kick it

that stuck into his ankle good and proper
Old 22-11-2004, 12:26 PM
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WTF

thats gotta hurt
Old 23-11-2004, 01:56 PM
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I once shot a metal pointed head pellet in a mates tow from about 5-10cm away, now that hurt, went clean thru the trainers

and also bent back one of then small bendy trees and as it snapped back smacked a mate clean in the head, nearly took his head clean off too
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101 or more, non darts player to go first.

Did you give him a speedboat or a fitted kitchen?

Or a teak effect corner unit
Old 23-11-2004, 02:05 PM
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i hope you turned round and whacked the dude that threw the dart mate.
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@ this thead. Your lucky it wasn't anywhere a bit more... ahem... vital
Old 23-11-2004, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by cossierich330
i hope you turned round and whacked the dude that threw the dart mate.
He tried but some old fat dude from bolton told him to get behind the ocky
Old 23-11-2004, 02:13 PM
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@ this thead. Your lucky it wasn't anywhere a bit more... ahem... vital
lol, would have ruined his Team Gay image and made him a bullshitter for life
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and also bent back one of then small bendy trees and as it snapped back smacked a mate clean in the head, nearly took his head clean off too
PMSL just spat coffee everywhere! one of the funnist things ive read in a while!
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