right i have a cat and every fcuk ing night it scratches the closet door what the hell is that cant get any sleep even tryed coverring the closet door but still does his bit and scratches whats that all about

 

get some "CAT" boots for it

 

plastic bag ,bit of rope and a brick or two should sort it (que great load of animal rights activists)

 

leave the door open?

 

get a bull mastiff that would sort it out

 

shoot the cooooooooooont

 

kick it in the balls??

or, a mate the other week had a cat stuck on his roof crying outside his window at 2am, so he chewed some paper up, loaded it into his air pistol, and bang, shot it in the arse!

he said it fookin jumped off the roof then lol

or what my mates do with their dog, they hit it on the nose if it does stuff wrong, that works

 

Seriously - you can get a spray from the vets called "feliway"

Its supposed to relax cats and stop the marking their teritory (what yours is doing)

It cost about £15 but stopped my stoopid fat-bastard cat from pissing in the living room.

 

lmao... wait for the animo rights crew to knock your door down!