warleydaddy

Just been sittin up here,chillin out,whne i hear my dad scream to come down stairs!!!!

I walk in the kitchen,and he`s like, "WTF is in that fuckin bottle"!!!!

"anti freeze" i replied!!! That was in the XR2, which has been in the garage for 3+ months!!!

"well you could of fuckin told me,i didnt know"!!! SO the knob has drunk it!!!!!!

Mum told me to empty/ clean the garage up, so i put EVERYTHING in the XR2,that fuckin bottle must of been in the back under all kinds of shit!!! So why the fuck was he in there?? "cleaning" he said!!!



WTF FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no need 2 go in the car,so cus he`s took a bottle out the bottom of a car which he has no need 2 go in, is he that STUPID enough to not realise it doesnt look like coke (which bottle it was in) and drink it???

NOW HE`S FUCKIN HAVIN A GO AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



IM FUCKIN FUEMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am i in the fuckin wrong here!!! Im worried that he`s drunk it, so NO "pmsl" posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete...

Smit

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if i fancied a drink i would go to the fridge!

not to some dirty garage!...imagine if it was urine........yuck,lol

POPEYE

M7 COS

Hope he's okay.

Of course it's your fault...my dad would blame me too!

K3V HA

Nah not your fault, but seriously would think about seeing a doctor!! Get him to drink as much water as possible i reckon, dilute the antifreeze!!

Greg Shepherd

dont think its your fault m8 if it came from your garage then it could have anything in it would defo not drink it

Spax

eek, least he wont freeze , sorry poor joke

Rhys

At least he wont got frost bite


Though seriously has he drunk much of it mate? if a little bit i wouldnt worry though if hes downed a fiar bit wi ould phone the NHS direct phone number just to play safe

dave cos4x4

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what drink did he think it was.

Hope he is o.k Pete.

Get medical advise asap though.


Dave.

Daveyraveygravy

If there is one thing i've learnt in life it would be that NOTHING is my fault, always blame someone else no matter how absurd it is!,

(but it is his fault )

Spax

Wouldn't hurt to give em a call

vroooom ptssssh

no good he might need to eat some charcoal if goes to hospital!! on a lighter note, why didnt these chumps think of this when they go to walk the north pole

mattbibs

warleydaddy

stuborn fool, wont call then,i MADE him ralf up,and there was a hint of,he`s gone to bed now!!!

WAT A TWAT!!!!

Pete...

~Vix~

its his own fault, why would he wanna drink something he found in the garage anyway?

RWD_cossie_wil

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my brother drank a load of industrial strength oven cleaner aka grease-cutter, my other brother had "borrowed" some from his work in a lemonade bottle and it looked just like shandy Just goes to show all those 80's ads about not decanting nasty shit into drinks bottles is true but ffs why drink out of a bottle in the boot of a car? hope hes ok mate my brother was after 3 pints of milk and a rush to hospital with him shitting himself
So the moral of the story is don't drink any funny looking/smelling stuff from dodgy old panda pop bottles, especially ones that are in the car boot

at least you will have piss-taking rights for months to come

The Sludge

oh dear

SteveB

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Alcohol is the answer....... saw a tv programme where a woman "accidently" drank 2 litres of antifreeze (how the fuck do you do that without knowing...) and to counteract the poisoning effects she had to drink a shit load of whiskey which neutreulises it

Nikki

Can't believe what I'm reading, how the fook can he blame you for drinking something that he picked up

Basically I'd say his pi**ed at himself, so taking it out you huni is a dam sight more easier

Just think of the jokes you can crack at xmas infront of the whole family about how ya dad drunk it
ohhh the one liners will deffo be coming out after a few beers

Do hope his ok today though!?!

x x x

DazC

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Did he not use his "common sense"?

zvhturbo

I'd of wet myself laughing if my dad said he drank anti freeze

I couldn't get annoyed that he had a go coz i'd be too busy laughing at him

Mike Rainbird

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Pete,
I would start hoping that you were adopted - if not, I would be worried about the genes he has passed down to you (or hope that your Mum's side has compensated ) .

B19-TRB

Sorry Pete but thats just fookin funny!

Antifreeze dont look nowt like coke!

Sure he will b ok! as i expect he spat most of it out @ 1st taste!

If he has another go just say:

"Dad, your a fookin dancer!"

Oranoco

There is no way that's your fault.

It wasn't his so he shouldn't have drunk it. IF you'd left it in the Kitchin then maybe he'd have been in a slightly better position to say something.

Stu.H

sorry pete just read this, and knowing your dad I can picture it now



sorry mate

warleydaddy

Forgot about this post!!!!

Yeh its all forgoton now, ( i hope)

Mind you, i did but brake cleaner in with the pickel onions,and bleach in with the milk just to spice the week up!!!

Pete...

The Sludge

fitzy_88

joking aside, which aint easy cause this is piss funny, but i remember reading about a window cleaner who left some industrial strength window cleaner in a glass irn bru bottle.

Some pikey chav wank broke into his van and, presumably while trying to work out what to steal from a window cleaner, drank the contents...

This little knobhead then went blind, and to cut a long story short the guy whos van it was got done for it! bit of a shame that.

hope your dads well... ... thats made my week.

Euan

R4N SS

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dont worry pete my old man would blame me too

kjc300

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mmmmm, summa that new blue coke!!!!!

Hofajoab

Coke "Anti" Ice