aduz

Just say for example you had the mobile number of someone who had caused a breakup in your family and fucked up over 40 years of marriage what ideas would you have in getting a bit of payback?

you lot always seem to come up with ideas so lets hear em

purely for educational purposes of course

MattyRST

Id post the number in every phone box, toilet etc stating "phone this number for amazing sex" !!!

J1mbo

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give the number to benni thats all you need to do

Punkie

+1

Chip

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Advert in the local paper:

Labrador puppies - Free to good home

JTECH James

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ring up, pretending to be the hospital, saying its a call to inform him/her that a previous sexual partner has been diagnosed hiv positive, and he/she needs an emergency apointment

kevnoize

free crack an smack!! bus card postd in all phone box's!!!!!!

aduz

pmsl good so far....love the puppies idea chip

Chip

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Mate of mine did it to another mate of mine, it was fucking ridiculous how many phone calls he got.

In the end everytime he answer the phone and someone asked "do you still have the puppies" he was shouting "no I fucking drowned the cunts" at them

danneth

take them to the moors, douse them in petrol and watch them cry

aduz

Danneth....i dont want to be up on a murder charge mate

OldDan

A "mate" of mine put my number on gumtree saying I was a blonde 20something air hostess in Manchester for a week, wanted to meet a guy, no wining or dining, just to get down to it.

Never ever had so many texts phonecalls picture messages in a day.

paul16v

Ive always found piglets get a better responce than puppies for some reason, last time i did it i put a saph cossie in the yellow paper for £1800 and an brand new LT80 quad for £100 using this lads number who had pissed me off, his phone nearly melted constant phonecalls for nearly a month

Chip

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Eewww, pics of cocks arriving all day, not good.

I know someone who did the same thing, he put DanCossie's number in the paper saying he was a fit blonde bird who loves sucking cock so send a picture if you want your cock sucked.









































It was dancossie who did it

Benni

-1 Since being charged under the telecommunications act I packed in. One more charge and I am up in court.

Benni.

dojj

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get them cards printed up, the business type ones you get at the services

with either th epuppies logo or whatever else you want to put on it

then just start sticking thm into toilets, pub signs, shop windows, etc

Rab

The one about the puppies is brilliant!!!

rssteve

it takes 2 to tango!

Charlie Chalk

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Can't you get the address? I've got a rather upset stomach at the moment.

skeg

If they have door handles which are the long type then buy an industrial strength chain which is really long and tie up around their house, front to back/side door handles etc then they basically can't get out. Get all your mates round doing it QUIETLY as you can then paint the house up as much as you can in black paint. They will wake up in the morning thinking their is an eclipse.

Also lob a few maggots, crickets, mice etc through the letter box.

aduz

already got it

vinnyvangough

Loving these ideas lads, got me thinking about that twat who pissed me off.

DanCossie

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you coontt chip


Radders DEFO send him a shitty box

Dan16v

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I think we should all send them a shitty box

"ooooooh a present"