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Old 23-05-2008, 10:16 AM
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You know the sob story every day followed by a song.

The usual "My life was great, then I got triple bum AIDS from an infected block of cheese, and though I have recovered now, I'm still living with the mental scars. Please play Freestyler by the Bomfunk MC's" shite she reads out every day.

What was todays lame sob story? We got as far as "It all started to change when at 16 I started drinking in pubs" then we missed the rest as was too busy laughing at Tims "and then I got raped by a big black man. Can you please play me Big Willy Style by Will Smith" so never actually found out what it was about

Properly hate that bit, but its bugging me I dont know what the story was now

Please help
Old 23-05-2008, 10:17 AM
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Old 23-05-2008, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Stavros

Please help

Stavros, your past the point of help!!!!


Mwahahahahahah
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No idea what the story was but the song was Bohemian Rhapsody so quite an apt song for a story about being bummed
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Stavros, proper funny that, pmsl
Old 23-05-2008, 10:21 AM
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its shit. jo whiley is shit. and edith bowman is shitter.

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Old 23-05-2008, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
, then I got triple bum AIDS from an infected block of cheese,


I found that comment highly amusing LOL
Old 23-05-2008, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by vroomtshh
No idea what the story was but the song was Bohemian Rhapsody so quite an apt song for a story about being bummed
Bohemian rhapsodomy
Old 23-05-2008, 10:25 AM
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Listen again
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that woman is becoming sooooo boring on the radio.

one of the topics yesterday - why is humpty dumpty portrayed as an egg.

cutting edge radio shows she has
Old 23-05-2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Kelv
that woman is becoming sooooo boring on the radio.

one of the topics yesterday - why is humpty dumpty portrayed as an egg.

cutting edge radio shows she has

Old 23-05-2008, 11:01 AM
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LOL you werent far off mate!

She got totally wasted one night and got assaulted by a couple of older blokes (didnt mention there ethnic origin) and it ruined her life, started self harming etc. She now has a masters degree and her life is back on track!

Raw emotion 11.09am everyday!
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Originally Posted by xxx
Raw emotion 11.09am everyday!




Hi Jo, I got pissed up one night when I was younger and took on 5 guys at once. I regretted it the next day so cut myself. Please can you play Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None) by Snoop Dogg. Good times.

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the way u word it stav is fookin quality bum aids ROFL
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Originally Posted by Stavros




Hi Jo, I got pissed up one night when I was younger and took on 5 guys at once. I regretted it the next day so cut myself. Please can you play Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None) by Snoop Dogg. Good times.

pmsl
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Originally Posted by focuschivvy
its shit. jo whiley is shit. and edith bowman is shitter.
i feel that this statement is so true, it cannot be compared with any other statements of truth before and should be used to replace the bible in a court of law

Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I found that comment highly amusing LOL
i agree but i can't figure out how to quote stav's post as well so i'll just say

Originally Posted by StickerPaul
Listen again
AGAIN?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
they should be using it as punishment in jails, not to listen to again, i didn't even hear it the first time around and look at the state i've got myself into

Originally Posted by Kelv
that woman is becoming sooooo boring on the radio.

one of the topics yesterday - why is humpty dumpty portrayed as an egg.

cutting edge radio shows she has
i will now have to find the answer, without listening to the show

Originally Posted by xxx
LOL you werent far off mate!

She got totally wasted one night and got assaulted by a couple of older blokes (didnt mention there ethnic origin) and it ruined her life, started self harming etc. She now has a masters degree and her life is back on track!

Raw emotion 11.09am everyday!
stav's version (below) is much funnier (and possibly truer)

Originally Posted by Stavros


Hi Jo, I got pissed up one night when I was younger and took on 5 guys at once. I regretted it the next day so cut myself. Please can you play Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None) by Snoop Dogg. Good times.

what a choice of tune too with a line like "guess who's back in this muthafuckin' town" it was always going to be a winner

from the doggy style album if i'm not mistaken? i'm going to hunt for my copy when i get home, found dr dre's 2001 the other week so things are looking up
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She is a total cunt!

Was listening to it on the road to Edinburgh on Wed and this sappy little tart comes on going on about how she used to go out with this idiot who treated her so badly and how she lost touch with her friends (who's fault is that?)P.

Anyway, says she got her life back on track when she met this BMX dude at some X Games pish and how they sat and "cuddled" at the event and listened to this tune. It now reminds her of him and the moment she knew her life was going to get better:

The tune: Monster - Was it by Athlete?

Sure the lad involved will be chuffed to hear that.

I laughed.

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Old 23-05-2008, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Stavros




Hi Jo, I got pissed up one night when I was younger and took on 5 guys at once. I regretted it the next day so cut myself. Please can you play Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None) by Snoop Dogg. Good times.

AFPMSL Quality!! I'm in tears at that!
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i can't believe no one has posted this
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and read the replies as you listen to the tune
Old 25-05-2008, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by focuschivvy
its shit. jo whiley is shit. and edith bowman is shitter.

couldnt agree more both massivly shitty cunts
Old 25-05-2008, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
i can't believe no one has posted this
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