I can honestly say, I have been in that darkhole twice in my life. I wouldnt ever want to go there again............. it's very scary when I look back.

 

Waking up one day and discovering my name was Phil and that I looked like a chuckle brother... That would do it

 

 

...your wife dont mind when in bed...she says i am very much like you simon a massive cock...and i said you are very like her a massive cunt

 

 

Phil,

If you can please her more than me then go for it mate, she deserves a (man ?) like you !!
At least I can give her kids

I tried your old witch out once and thought I was in wookey hole caves

 

..the thing is simon my other half maybe ugly but she still wouldnt touch you ..well maybe with a cattle prod....your missus on the other hand is ugly and does take it from anywhere...your kids..they aint yours....i understand there first words where "which one my daddy"

 

Phil,

That is news to my ears mate. If they aint my kids, Any future divoice will be cheap

Actually wait,, I rememer my sons first words......

It was.... "TO ME... TO YOU"

Expect a letter from the CSA

 

Could i??

No.