Any one had a tube of smarties lately

They taste vile now

 

Is it to do with all this healthy for kids shit?

Benni.

 

Try not to suck too much cock before you eat them, that is sure to sour the taste for you dick lickers!

I had a tube a while back and they tasted fine!

 

May be i should learn to swallow Dan. You cock blocker.

Seriously when i have to walk 20mins round trip to the shop and today thought yeah smarties will do the trick.
Then i open the capsule of delight up and get greeted to a taste that can only be likened to the smell of a ginger OAP - not happy in the slightest.

 

Fpsml You need some more serious problems in your life my friend! Take them back, or tie the capsule of delight to a brick and bung it through the local newsagents window!?

P.S Don't swallow, just don't blow men!

 

FPMSL - TOO funny to think of a reply

 

At least it's cheered you up from the dissapointment of manky smarties!

 

you to have far to much spare time!!

 

says me reading the post wtf?