What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?

One has got £25million, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings.
The other one's a building society . . . . .

 

Steve

 

During the divorce hearing, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced". Sir Paul McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it.

 

rofl

 

get with the times, thats old

 

 

i have to admit when i first saw the title, i thought he ment his car started up.....how dumb am i

 

pro alloy will have finished with it next week, so its not far off!

 

you been saying that for about a year

 

thats what i nthought too,,,,, but after reading i discovered that aint EVER gonna happen

 

Ringo says to Paul McCartney "Do you think you'll ever go down on one knee again then?"

Paul replies "No I don't think so, and I do wish you'd call her Heather."

 

bollocks to you lot!

after PA have finished its off to H&S for an exhaust, then up to reyland for plubing in/wiring up etc

then doug will send me a base map to get it running, then when FF are next at brunters doug will hopefully map it properly

its costing a fair bit, but its nearly done - so fuck you all lol, this is one project that WILL get finished!

cunts

 

I have LOADS of jokes! too busy to post today though

will try later

 

"With her £25 Million settlement, Heather Mills said today she'll buy her own plane, but will continue to use a bic razor on the other leg"


Fucking creasing up at that

 

thank you my desk is now covered in tea

 

where's the heather mills joke?
or are you building her a robotic leg

 

pmsl

 

doji,,,,,, think theres more chance of her growing another leg that hes car being finished

if he askeds she might donate some of her cash to him as a charity to finish the car off,,,,,, you never know pmsl

 

say what you like lol, your all just jellous

 

i'm sure dan will appreciate it more when he's grafted hard for the car rather than being gifted the money from some mental one legged northern bird

 

 

dan ive had a broken down sierra before mate,,,,,, the day it was nicked was the first time i had a good nights sleep for 18 months !!!!

 

*cough, splutter*

 

She needs to learn to stand on her own 2 feet.