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Old 20-03-2008, 12:40 PM
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What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?

One has got £25million, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings.
The other one's a building society . . . . .
Old 20-03-2008, 12:41 PM
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Old 20-03-2008, 01:47 PM
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During the divorce hearing, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced". Sir Paul McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it.
Old 20-03-2008, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Twellsie
During the divorce hearing, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced". Sir Paul McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it.
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Old 20-03-2008, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Twellsie
During the divorce hearing, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced". Sir Paul McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it.

get with the times, thats old
Old 20-03-2008, 01:59 PM
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Old 20-03-2008, 02:02 PM
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i have to admit when i first saw the title, i thought he ment his car started up.....how dumb am i
Old 20-03-2008, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidewayz
i have to admit when i first saw the title, i thought he ment his car started up.....how dumb am i
pro alloy will have finished with it next week, so its not far off!
Old 20-03-2008, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
pro alloy will have finished with it next week, so its not far off!

you been saying that for about a year
Old 20-03-2008, 02:06 PM
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thats what i nthought too,,,,, but after reading i discovered that aint EVER gonna happen
Old 20-03-2008, 02:10 PM
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Ringo says to Paul McCartney "Do you think you'll ever go down on one knee again then?"

Paul replies "No I don't think so, and I do wish you'd call her Heather."
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bollocks to you lot!

after PA have finished its off to H&S for an exhaust, then up to reyland for plubing in/wiring up etc

then doug will send me a base map to get it running, then when FF are next at brunters doug will hopefully map it properly

its costing a fair bit, but its nearly done - so fuck you all lol, this is one project that WILL get finished!

cunts
Old 20-03-2008, 02:27 PM
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I have LOADS of jokes! too busy to post today though

will try later
Old 20-03-2008, 02:58 PM
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"With her £25 Million settlement, Heather Mills said today she'll buy her own plane, but will continue to use a bic razor on the other leg"


Fucking creasing up at that
Old 20-03-2008, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
"With her £25 Million settlement, Heather Mills said today she'll buy her own plane, but will continue to use a bic razor on the other leg"


Fucking creasing up at that

thank you my desk is now covered in tea
Old 20-03-2008, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
bollocks to you lot!

after PA have finished its off to H&S for an exhaust, then up to reyland for plubing in/wiring up etc

then doug will send me a base map to get it running, then when FF are next at brunters doug will hopefully map it properly

its costing a fair bit, but its nearly done - so fuck you all lol, this is one project that WILL get finished!

cunts
where's the heather mills joke?
or are you building her a robotic leg
Old 20-03-2008, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
"With her £25 Million settlement, Heather Mills said today she'll buy her own plane, but will continue to use a bic razor on the other leg"


Fucking creasing up at that
pmsl
Old 20-03-2008, 03:55 PM
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doji,,,,,, think theres more chance of her growing another leg that hes car being finished

if he askeds she might donate some of her cash to him as a charity to finish the car off,,,,,, you never know pmsl
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say what you like lol, your all just jellous
Old 20-03-2008, 04:20 PM
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i'm sure dan will appreciate it more when he's grafted hard for the car rather than being gifted the money from some mental one legged northern bird
Old 20-03-2008, 04:23 PM
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Old 20-03-2008, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
say what you like lol, your all just jellous

dan ive had a broken down sierra before mate,,,,,, the day it was nicked was the first time i had a good nights sleep for 18 months !!!!
Old 20-03-2008, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
its not far off!
*cough, splutter*
Old 20-03-2008, 09:07 PM
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She needs to learn to stand on her own 2 feet.
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