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It's started....
What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?
One has got £25million, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings. The other one's a building society . . . . . |
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During the divorce hearing, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced". Sir Paul McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it.
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Originally Posted by Twellsie
(Post 3172825)
During the divorce hearing, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced". Sir Paul McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it.
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Originally Posted by Twellsie
(Post 3172825)
During the divorce hearing, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced". Sir Paul McCartney suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it.
get with the times, thats old:blabla: |
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i have to admit when i first saw the title, i thought he ment his car started up.....how dumb am i :cry:
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Originally Posted by Sidewayz
(Post 3172855)
i have to admit when i first saw the title, i thought he ment his car started up.....how dumb am i :cry:
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
(Post 3172856)
pro alloy will have finished with it next week, so its not far off! :p
you been saying that for about a year :cry: |
thats what i nthought too,,,,, but after reading i discovered that aint EVER gonna happen
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Ringo says to Paul McCartney "Do you think you'll ever go down on one knee again then?"
Paul replies "No I don't think so, and I do wish you'd call her Heather." |
bollocks to you lot!
after PA have finished its off to H&S for an exhaust, then up to reyland for plubing in/wiring up etc then doug will send me a base map to get it running, then when FF are next at brunters doug will hopefully map it properly :D its costing a fair bit, but its nearly done - so fuck you all lol, this is one project that WILL get finished! cunts :cry: |
I have LOADS of jokes! too busy to post today though :(
will try later |
"With her £25 Million settlement, Heather Mills said today she'll buy her own plane, but will continue to use a bic razor on the other leg"
Fucking creasing up at that :cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: |
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
(Post 3172956)
"With her £25 Million settlement, Heather Mills said today she'll buy her own plane, but will continue to use a bic razor on the other leg"
Fucking creasing up at that :cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: thank you my desk is now covered in tea |
Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
(Post 3172872)
bollocks to you lot!
after PA have finished its off to H&S for an exhaust, then up to reyland for plubing in/wiring up etc then doug will send me a base map to get it running, then when FF are next at brunters doug will hopefully map it properly :D its costing a fair bit, but its nearly done - so fuck you all lol, this is one project that WILL get finished! cunts :cry: or are you building her a robotic leg :cry::cry::cry: |
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
(Post 3172956)
"With her £25 Million settlement, Heather Mills said today she'll buy her own plane, but will continue to use a bic razor on the other leg"
Fucking creasing up at that :cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: |
doji,,,,,, think theres more chance of her growing another leg that hes car being finished
if he askeds she might donate some of her cash to him as a charity to finish the car off,,,,,, you never know pmsl |
say what you like lol, your all just jellous :cry:
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i'm sure dan will appreciate it more when he's grafted hard for the car rather than being gifted the money from some mental one legged northern bird :)
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
(Post 3173147)
say what you like lol, your all just jellous :cry:
dan ive had a broken down sierra before mate,,,,,, the day it was nicked was the first time i had a good nights sleep for 18 months !!!! |
Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
(Post 3172856)
its not far off! :p
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She needs to learn to stand on her own 2 feet.:cry:
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