Jb's ladie

Right ive just bought some bits for my car, just some sideskirts, leccy window motor, wingmirrors etc, BUT......Im useless and i cant fit them!!
I was just wondering if there was anywhere i could take it where they would fit the bits for me, as its not really a mechanic job is it?
Please help im really stuck!!!

Thanks in advance ;o)

lead_foot

iTrader: (1)

Won't JB fit them for you??

Jb's ladie

Nope

Nick D

Put him on a sex ban and the parts will soon be fitted to your car!!!

Jb's ladie

Lol, we're not together

thebigyin

better change youre name then

Jb's ladie

Yeah better had.

Cant believe no one can help me! your all rubbish! ;o)

Benni

If you didn't live so far away, I know my brother would fit them for you. I would help myself but last time I fitted a smelly to my car, I ripped the rear view mirror off.

bbspolo

Ill fit them for u for cheep im up in warlingham not far from bansted!
Pm me if u intrested!

Physio

I might be down your way this weekend. If I am I'll sort it all out for you on sunday

Dan

If you wanna drive then you can come down here and we'll get something sorted out!

thebigyin

if you were near me i would do it for you gratis,for all the work involved

Luca

iTrader: (2)

What car is it to go on

biglee

Drive it to me with all your bits... will be done in a few hours in the workshop!! payment by way of a pint!! job done

biglee

OHHH SHIT.... i forgot.. i have absolutly no idea what im doing with bmw's ....

Jb's ladie

Thankyou your a star

Butch.

iTrader: (1)

i wont offer it looks like youve got it sorted but if you need a hand lee im only in northampton and could pop over and give you a hand

biglee

yea mate... not a problem.. could do with a hand... with a few interesting bits and bobs..LOL

Jb's ladie

Ahh bless ya both, drinks on me

Jb's ladie

Its wingmirrors, sideskirts, leccy window motor-passenger side and rear valance?

biglee

in an hour on a good day... if nothing goes wrong

Dangerous Malcolm..

To do the mirrors the door cards need to come off, and you need a trim removal tool. If you don't the door card will come off and the plastic door pockets will still be attached to the door. Trust me...

Oh, and the motors are riveted on.

biglee

half of that is rubbish.. the mirros have a seperate plastic cover for the bolts... no card removal..
the door pokets are screwed on.. in some cases clipped on... in most screwed.... and as for the motor.. yes they are riveted on... thats why i have a rivet gun and a small place atachment for it... just for those types of jobs...
easy...

Dangerous Malcolm..

If they're electric the wiring plug is behind the trim panel.

The door pockets are stuck, repeat STUCK, to the rear of the trim, I learnt this the hard way.

biglee

ive never come across stuck ones?? i think i must hae pulled over 5 or 6 off by now... oh well the mystery continues..
as for the mirrors.. i just cut and solder the wires and the shrink wrap them with heat proof coating

Dangerous Malcolm..

You on about door trims in general or on BMW's?

Easiest ones I've done were on my old Escort, worst were on a '99 Skoda.

biglee

BMW. fords are piss easy...

vroooom ptssssh

Drive to Glasgow and i'll do it for you, and can guarantee it'll all fit better than these monkeys would do it

I take it u all saw pics of the damsel in distress going by the number of offers

biglee

monkeys?? buzz off you numpty!!

Dangerous Malcolm..

That's a point, we need piccies of the now available laydeee.

biglee

NO we dont.. i have a great Lady...

so i was actually doing it to help someone... unlike some

vroooom ptssssh

pmsl...

Some chimps just cant take a joke away an play with your spanners!!

biglee

listen sweaty sock.. i was taking the joke.. but it seems you thought i wasnt.. kisskiss!!

vroooom ptssssh

Sorry cum bum!!

biglee

cum in your bum if you want.... i wont do no taking tho.... thats the rule..

vroooom ptssssh

err...pass thanks!

annnd bk to topic

biglee

ahh a homophobe i see.. explains alot...

vroooom ptssssh

So anyone declining gay sex is a homophobe?

You must be one of these gay's that dances about in peoples faces with the handbag etc..."look at meee"

Sure Jb's ladie cant wait to meet u now lol

Dangerous Malcolm..

Depends if you're giving or receiving.

biglee

your a joke.. if i was actually serious do you think i would post in the public sector that i wanted to bumfuck you.. i think not my most northern friend..
so what if i dance about with my handbag?? your just jelous becuse i have a prada one and you dont...la la la la im a fairy...
you realy need to meet me and find out for yourself... and im sure if Kerstie comes and sees me for the help she needs she will go away happy in the fact i am a raging queen and i love MEN...
or she may just be pleased her car looks how she wants..
and for the record my "probem with gays" mate... im too straight for you!!