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07-02-2008 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by carlo
No im only joking cant beleive anyone is getting wound up over a internet post that they want to rip someones head off 
BUT I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL
07-02-2008 | 01:17 PM
#1004
Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
wots he so decorated for ?
and the stripes on his arm are for length of service
the dolphins emblem is cause he is a submariner
and the style of suit is because of his rank, the groom looked like a little sailor boy in his outfit as he isnt an officer yet, lol
07-02-2008 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
Originally Posted by L8 ECU
Originally Posted by Ollie6RS2
..........what does she do with her cigars anyway???
they are not like wine, they DO EXPIRE (dry out)....ffs.....how can anyone collect that ? its like collecting full milk bottles.....
im sure dean is now waiting for me aswell
07-02-2008 | 02:01 PM
#1006
Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
wots he so decorated for ?
but from what everyone says it must be one medal per gay sex act
in seriousness though,well done rich for getting where he has and the time he has spent doing it
07-02-2008 | 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Whens the passionford Felixstowe outing going to be then
z
z
I took Lee to the view point the other night.... and i said ''' oohhh ya can see that building over there''..... then realised it was actually a friggin boat.... needless to say i turned around, got straight back in the car while lee composed himself and tried not to rip the piss too much!
07-02-2008 | 02:13 PM
#1008
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Whens the passionford Felixstowe outing going to be then
z
z
I took Lee to the view point the other night.... and i said ''' oohhh ya can see that building over there''..... then realised it was actually a friggin boat.... needless to say i turned around, got straight back in the car while lee composed himself and tried not to rip the piss too much!
07-02-2008 | 02:13 PM
#1009
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Whens the passionford Felixstowe outing going to be then
z
z
I took Lee to the view point the other night.... and i said ''' oohhh ya can see that building over there''..... then realised it was actually a friggin boat.... needless to say i turned around, got straight back in the car while lee composed himself and tried not to rip the piss too much!
pmsl. thats a typical girl thing.! doh!
07-02-2008 | 02:17 PM
#1011
Originally Posted by maria
i didnt friggin know... i didnt think they made boats that looked like buildings!
lol,things are getting better.
did you not have your glasses on at the time?
07-02-2008 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Bullett
Originally Posted by maria
i didnt friggin know... i didnt think they made boats that looked like buildings!
lol,things are getting better.
did you not have your glasses on at the time?
07-02-2008 | 02:20 PM
#1013
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Whens the passionford Felixstowe outing going to be then
z
z
I took Lee to the view point the other night.... and i said ''' oohhh ya can see that building over there''..... then realised it was actually a friggin boat.... needless to say i turned around, got straight back in the car while lee composed himself and tried not to rip the piss too much!
Oh dear oh dear Lee!
07-02-2008 | 02:23 PM
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Babe... that was quick ill give ya that......
Yeti - yeah thats the place.... i take him to all the good places..... he takes me to Paris.... i take him to felixstowe
Yeti - yeah thats the place.... i take him to all the good places..... he takes me to Paris.... i take him to felixstowe
07-02-2008 | 02:24 PM
#1015
Originally Posted by maria
Babe... that was quick ill give ya that......
Yeti - yeah thats the place.... i take him to all the good places..... he takes me to Paris.... i take him to felixstowe
Yeti - yeah thats the place.... i take him to all the good places..... he takes me to Paris.... i take him to felixstowe
07-02-2008 | 02:33 PM
#1022
Originally Posted by Yeti Racing
Originally Posted by Bullett
jase, you mean harwich! thats one place lee's best off not seeing 
07-02-2008 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
Babe... that was quick ill give ya that......
Is that a promise???
07-02-2008 | 02:38 PM
#1024
Originally Posted by Bullett
Originally Posted by Yeti Racing
Originally Posted by Bullett
jase, you mean harwich! thats one place lee's best off not seeing
07-02-2008 | 02:54 PM
#1025
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
Babe... that was quick ill give ya that......
Is that a promise???
07-02-2008 | 03:17 PM
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Nice one guys, have fun in frogland
Am I the only one who read this with a completely different mindset 
Sounds to me as if Maria needs sex education, Porkie's not very well endowed, Chip is volunteering to help
I'll get my coat.
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Depends how much Lee values the delightful company of an impeccabley presented attractive young lady who knows nothing about the difficulties in delivering adequete fuel from a set of small injectors with the reduction in induction stroke timebase as rpm increases, versus learning everything there is to know on the subject from one of the best there is, I reckon your chances are fair to middling, but Lee's prioritys for a good night out might be slightly different to mine that I based that on
Sounds to me as if Maria needs sex education, Porkie's not very well endowed, Chip is volunteering to help
I'll get my coat.
07-02-2008 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
ok....enough attention seeking from dean.....lets get back to the REAL TOPIC....
Zo's BUM
PICS NOW !!!!!!!
Zo's BUM
PICS NOW !!!!!!!
The REAL topic was Maria & Porkie anyway
Originally Posted by maria
Yeti - yeah thats the place.... i take him to all the good places..... he takes me to Paris.... i take him to felixstowe
We went to Jaywick once, looking for a caravan site of all things, all I can say was it was an experience
one I'd not like to repeat!Z
07-02-2008 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
ok....enough attention seeking from dean.....lets get back to the REAL TOPIC....
Zo's BUM
PICS NOW !!!!!!!
Zo's BUM
PICS NOW !!!!!!!
The REAL topic was Maria & Porkie anyway
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, get some pics up.
07-02-2008 | 04:43 PM
#1034
Originally Posted by Yeti Racing
Originally Posted by Bullett
Originally Posted by Yeti Racing
Originally Posted by Bullett
jase, you mean harwich! thats one place lee's best off not seeing
what like colchester
tbh harwich is like all places,rough bits and nice bits.
07-02-2008 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
Whats the score then - last time I read this thread it was on page 5, no it's on 28
Lee n Maria got it together then or what? SHould I buy a hat?
Lee n Maria got it together then or what? SHould I buy a hat?
08-02-2008 | 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by maria
Neither have you 
I expect everyone is more interested in the stag night than the wedding, ahh the last nights of freedom.
To think it could go from a romance to driving a Zafira in a couple of years with 6 likkle porkies in the back
wow