Porkie
29-01-2008 | 11:58 AM
#601
Originally Posted by maria
HANG ON THE F A MINUTE!!!
no on ehas been traded for anyone... not that i had anyone to trade int he first place but you know what i mean!!!
no on ehas been traded for anyone... not that i had anyone to trade int he first place but you know what i mean!!!
Originally Posted by the bard
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much
and 
29-01-2008 | 12:56 PM
#605
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Porkie... the slender years
Porkie in The Matrix
Porkie... the Beckham years.. Golden balls was shittin it when the Porkmiester arrived on the scene...
Porkie and Chip re-united...
Porkie in The Matrix
Porkie... the Beckham years.. Golden balls was shittin it when the Porkmiester arrived on the scene...
Porkie and Chip re-united...
29-01-2008 | 01:52 PM
#611
Id redecomend that you bring a friend along for the test drive who knows lots of about blokes, she can kick him in the spare tyre and ask questions about how many previous owners he has had etc.
29-01-2008 | 01:58 PM
#614
Originally Posted by maria
good advice chip actually..... mine always seem to break down after a few trial runs....
You cant just fly straight from forward to reverse by just forcing the stick in or it can result in damage
29-01-2008 | 02:05 PM
#616
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Youre right chip and i do agree.... but surely thats what they are there for?? A good hard, fast, ragging....... okso the occasional slow, long windy ride is nice i guess....
29-01-2008 | 02:14 PM
#617
Originally Posted by maria
Youre right chip and i do agree.... but surely thats what they are there for?? A good hard, fast, ragging....... okso the occasional slow, long windy ride is nice i guess....
29-01-2008 | 02:19 PM
#618
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Trust me, i am METICULOUS! everything is always certainly well oiled, always kept clean with nice coverings, filled with fuel on a regular basis and serviced as often as needed! not to mention the TLC its just ozoozing out of me!
Ya see, if im doing all of these things why do they always fall apart on me?
Ya see, if im doing all of these things why do they always fall apart on me?
29-01-2008 | 02:21 PM
#619
Originally Posted by maria
Trust me, i am METICULOUS! everything is always certainly well oiled, always kept clean with nice coverings, filled with fuel on a regular basis and serviced as often as needed! not to mention the TLC its just ozoozing out of me!
Ya see, if im doing all of these things why do they always fall apart on me?
Ya see, if im doing all of these things why do they always fall apart on me?
29-01-2008 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
well oiled lube always a great idea
always kept clean with nice coverings clean ok...but coverings ?? u mean piyamas and condoms....get this blondy : WE HATE THEM
filled with fuel on a regular basis i would like to point out RedStripe on this occasion
and serviced as often as needed we like some care, good cooking and when a lady knows when TO SHUT UP AND JUST DO THINGS
not to mention the TLC its just ozoozing out of me i hate to say but it should be ooozing out of porkie, not you
Ya see, if im doing all of these things why do they always fall apart on me? U TALK TOO MUCH
always kept clean with nice coverings clean ok...but coverings ?? u mean piyamas and condoms....get this blondy : WE HATE THEM
filled with fuel on a regular basis i would like to point out RedStripe on this occasion
and serviced as often as needed we like some care, good cooking and when a lady knows when TO SHUT UP AND JUST DO THINGS
not to mention the TLC its just ozoozing out of me i hate to say but it should be ooozing out of porkie, not you
Ya see, if im doing all of these things why do they always fall apart on me? U TALK TOO MUCH
29-01-2008 | 02:44 PM
#621
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Coverings as in CLOTHES!! i was them, press them etc etc
Fuel as in FOOD, not just alcohol! I can cook real good!
Im good at being quiet when needed too!
@ the tlc
oh right... er... maybe i'll shut up.
Fuel as in FOOD, not just alcohol! I can cook real good!
Im good at being quiet when needed too!
@ the tlcoh right... er... maybe i'll shut up.
29-01-2008 | 03:27 PM
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Sorr to hear you weren't happy Maria, but good news on growing your bollocks
(there could be a PF wedding on the horizon, I'm off to look at hats)
Z
Sorr to hear you weren't happy Maria, but good news on growing your bollocks
(there could be a PF wedding on the horizon, I'm off to look at hats
)Z
29-01-2008 | 03:33 PM
#639
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
NO ONE ever uses the Muppet Room, but there seems to be half the online members in there now
Sorr to hear you weren't happy Maria, but good news on growing your bollocks
(there could be a PF wedding on the horizon, I'm off to look at hats)
Z
Sorr to hear you weren't happy Maria, but good news on growing your bollocks
(there could be a PF wedding on the horizon, I'm off to look at hats
)Z
Oh another PF wedding...
I Love hat shopping