You'll soon get sick of driving the Porsche.

 

Ya reckon?!

 

An admission at last, congrats.

Watch the bumpers.

 

There is no admission there Mr!!!!

 

Thought I might've just caught you out.

Anyway, I'm back at work next week so I won't be able to follow the love story as much.

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

Oh yeah, don't forget to Click me. Ta.

 

i know whats happend, the reason porkie isnton here, he has been tied up and is in marias closet in a gimp suit and is her sex slave doin all sorts off sick sex acts being forced to do what every whim and wish with a apple in his mouth and latex face mask!!!!! its ok porkie if you can hear me i have contacted the police!!!!!!

 

hold on just got a text from porkie : "dont bother iam having a great time" figures

 

Its a pool ball not an apple..... he could bite his way through the apple too quickly.......

 

That's too kinky even for me.

 

rison:

 

sorry my mistake i should have thought of that!!! have hit the nail on the head then!!

 

Nah...... i think he's bored of trying to woo me now!

 

Errrrrr not quite mate... he was out with my missus this morning encouraging her to 'nail it, nail it, go on nail it' and they werent putting a shelf up.......



But she did come back with a grin on her face and the boys at work are going to be sooooo jealous when she shows them the pics...

 

You'll get Maria jealous.

 

I dont think Maria has ANYTHING to worry about.....

 

all my illusions of Lee being a one woman man are out the window.....

 

To be honest I was more worried giving Porkie and Martin the keys to my car than I was when Lee skipped off with Dawn for 20 minutes.....

 

 

Yes, but Lee knows that Dawn belongs to Martin, and that there are lines you don't cross!

 

Thats very true... I never thought of it that way.... and they were enjoying a bottle of wine together last night.... while Chip had me distracted....

 

The thread that can't die

It was on page 3-Leeeeeroy pay attention

 

dreamer, what can I say, I've been tryin'.

 

so this has been dragged up again huh?

 

And will keep being dragged up 'till there is an outcome.

 

Oh, the outcome??

 

Pedantic wench.

 

Well, i can announce that Lee and me have met up, im sure he wont mind me saying.

He is a gentleman through and through!! I enjoyed his company very very much.

And i am sure, that we will shall be seeing each other again.

So there ya go..... the outcome!

 

awesome, seen too many films lately that didnt have a happy ending :P

(no-one saw it coming, nop, not at all )
page 23 anyone?

 

maria, nice one.

Of course I'm jealous, you are a nice bit of totty after all, but I genuinely wish the pair of you all the best.

 

Banned already.

 

Fantastic news! I'm seriously happy for the both of you and I hope you both live happily ever after... appart. No, seriously, I'm thrilled to bits for the pair of you!

Benni.

 

Fuck me sideways with a ten pence peice, 22 pages to come to that outcome

Well done Lee


Your now officially in the Passionford Muppet Room Desperado Club

and good to see Dave infiltrating the forum

 

Jeees guys we only met up for a meal!!!

 

A meal... You'll soon be saying you're up the duff.

 

Good for you!

 

F**king hell i read 22 pages over 4 days and the out come was we met up for a meal!!!!!!!! i have heard lee is ery charming i heard as soon as you look into his eyes you are under his spell
so i dont belive you!!!!!!!!

bet phil is crying over this thread!!!!!!

so whats next with you two, meeting up again soon,
you want to meet up young handsome, athletic, sweet and seductive man (although i am not as rich well no were near !!!

 

PS
quality

 

How can taking what i would say is 1 of the most attractive female members of this forum (1 with a cracking sense of humor i may add) out for a meal make you a member of the above???

If thats what the fuckers in there get up to start charging for new members as id guess nearly all single users will be forming a unorderlly que to smash the door down!!

Never met either maria or lee but both seem genuine top people with great personalities who deserve to be happy and id like to wish them all the best with how they want to progress.