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25-01-2008 | 02:54 PM
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From: The Pool.
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! 
well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone! Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!
Alex
25-01-2008 | 03:01 PM
#483
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone! Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!
Alex
25-01-2008 | 03:01 PM
#484
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From: W. Sussex
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Porkie
Sex...................................Lets find out! I'll book a half day off now yes?
25-01-2008 | 03:07 PM
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From: Newbury
Originally Posted by DanCossie
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone! Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!
Alex
Alex
25-01-2008 | 03:07 PM
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From: Newbury
Originally Posted by foreigneRS
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Porkie
Sex...................................Lets find out! I'll book a half day off now yes?
25-01-2008 | 03:22 PM
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From: Essex... and Birmingham!
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone! Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!
Alex
25-01-2008 | 03:26 PM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone! Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!
Alex
oooooooooooh 'touchy'
25-01-2008 | 03:29 PM
#493
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone! Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!
Alex
awww look........Lees gettin jealous already
25-01-2008 | 04:04 PM
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From: Essex... and Birmingham!
You can try.... but he won't be around for a while I'm afraid 
He just had a terrible accident with a huge frozen sausage....
and don't let Alex fool with the Woofter routine... The mans as straight as a roman road!
My little sister met him and said 'he seems nice blah blah blah'
I said she has no chance as he is an Iron...
She replied 'Bollox, I have a great gaydar and that fella is NOT gay'
now couple that with the horrific dress sense etc etc...
Gay?
Gay my Ass! (not literally though thanks Alex!)
He just had a terrible accident with a huge frozen sausage....
and don't let Alex fool with the Woofter routine... The mans as straight as a roman road!
My little sister met him and said 'he seems nice blah blah blah'
I said she has no chance as he is an Iron...
She replied 'Bollox, I have a great gaydar and that fella is NOT gay'
now couple that with the horrific dress sense etc etc...
Gay?
Gay my Ass! (not literally though thanks Alex!)
25-01-2008 | 04:08 PM
#500
Originally Posted by Porkie
You can try.... but he won't be around for a while I'm afraid
He just had a terrible accident with a huge frozen sausage....
and don't let Alex fool with the Woofter routine... The mans as straight as a roman road!
My little sister met him and said 'he seems nice blah blah blah'
I said she has no chance as he is an Iron...
She replied 'Bollox, I have a great gaydar and that fella is NOT gay'
now couple that with the horrific dress sense etc etc...
Gay?
Gay my Ass! (not literally though thanks Alex!)
He just had a terrible accident with a huge frozen sausage....
and don't let Alex fool with the Woofter routine... The mans as straight as a roman road!
My little sister met him and said 'he seems nice blah blah blah'
I said she has no chance as he is an Iron...
She replied 'Bollox, I have a great gaydar and that fella is NOT gay'
now couple that with the horrific dress sense etc etc...
Gay?
Gay my Ass! (not literally though thanks Alex!)
25-01-2008 | 04:41 PM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by dreamer
So whats gonna be the outcome ?
I wouldn't mind seeing these famous pictures(been waiting all week)
Who's got the stones
I wouldn't mind seeing these famous pictures(been waiting all week)
Who's got the stones
25-01-2008 | 04:47 PM
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From: .
Originally Posted by dreamer
So whats gonna be the outcome ?
You can't blame Porkie for trying.
Originally Posted by dreamer
Who's got the stones
25-01-2008 | 04:51 PM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by dreamer
Nah thats all grainy porkie must something newer and without children in
Children in the same picture
Pamela wouldn't put up with that
Anyway its funny as fuck , comedy gold
Children in the same picture
Pamela wouldn't put up with that
Anyway its funny as fuck , comedy gold
25-01-2008 | 04:52 PM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
porkie, buy the fucking dealership or buy an M5 there and tell her boss she has to deliver it......if she aint coming on her own make her come
25-01-2008 | 04:54 PM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
porkie, buy the fucking dealership or buy an M5 there and tell her boss she has to deliver it......if she aint coming on her own make her come
Shit!!! ive just got what the alternative connotation to that statement could be!!
