My Fake Baby.....
02-01-2008, 10:11 PM
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My Fake Baby.....
No not a confession from the dark side! Did anyone just watch that program on Ch4?! What the fuck is that all about?!
For any that missed it, basically women buying these semi-realistic dolls that look like babies, under the types of "Sleeper" and "Open eyed smiler" and "Reborn" to name a couple!!
Truly fucking bizarre though, one woman flies to america to pick one up, stops at harrods on route and buys it £300 of kids clothes then gets the delivery (in a box to a hotel room) and after 2 days realises its got a cracked skull!! LOL!!!
She then packs it up and returns it, IF only everyone was so fortunate! What a fucking crazy world we live in, however these people clearly arent on the same planet!
For any that missed it, basically women buying these semi-realistic dolls that look like babies, under the types of "Sleeper" and "Open eyed smiler" and "Reborn" to name a couple!!
Truly fucking bizarre though, one woman flies to america to pick one up, stops at harrods on route and buys it £300 of kids clothes then gets the delivery (in a box to a hotel room) and after 2 days realises its got a cracked skull!! LOL!!!
She then packs it up and returns it, IF only everyone was so fortunate! What a fucking crazy world we live in, however these people clearly arent on the same planet!
02-01-2008, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by JonnyBravo
I caught the first 5 mins, that was enough
How about the program on before with the 75 stone man that they had to cut out of his own house
How about the program on before with the 75 stone man that they had to cut out of his own house
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02-01-2008, 10:28 PM
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Re: My Fake Baby.....
Originally Posted by Redeye Jedi
No not a confession from the dark side! Did anyone just watch that program on Ch4?! What the fuck is that all about?!
For any that missed it, basically women buying these semi-realistic dolls that look like babies, under the types of "Sleeper" and "Open eyed smiler" and "Reborn" to name a couple!!
Truly fucking bizarre though, one woman flies to america to pick one up, stops at harrods on route and buys it £300 of kids clothes then gets the delivery (in a box to a hotel room) and after 2 days realises its got a cracked skull!! LOL!!!
She then packs it up and returns it, IF only everyone was so fortunate! What a fucking crazy world we live in, however these people clearly arent on the same planet!
For any that missed it, basically women buying these semi-realistic dolls that look like babies, under the types of "Sleeper" and "Open eyed smiler" and "Reborn" to name a couple!!
Truly fucking bizarre though, one woman flies to america to pick one up, stops at harrods on route and buys it £300 of kids clothes then gets the delivery (in a box to a hotel room) and after 2 days realises its got a cracked skull!! LOL!!!
She then packs it up and returns it, IF only everyone was so fortunate! What a fucking crazy world we live in, however these people clearly arent on the same planet!
did they all live in america
that would ans a few questions
02-01-2008, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by whilee
i remember a program a while back with guys that live with latex dolls life size that was a freaky program
that was a freaky program
02-01-2008, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeye Jedi
Originally Posted by whilee
i remember a program a while back with guys that live with latex dolls life size that was a freaky program
that was a freaky program
02-01-2008, 10:49 PM
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Very strange, just watching a bit now on C4+1. One woman cleaning the pram wheels before she goes to pick up a new 'baby'. She also bought a top with sophie embroidered on it. She said the top would be good to wear that day as it was a hot day the 'baby' wont get too hot!!!!
CRAZY!
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CRAZY!
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02-01-2008, 10:50 PM
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i think the people will be around with white coats its all wrong very wrong infact
http://www.channel4.com/video/my-fak...-doll_p_1.html
02-01-2008, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Amy
Am watching it now on C4 + 1 now!! Freaks!!! Its scary! The babies are FUGLY!!
freaks the lot of them
have they saiod how much they are tho
02-01-2008, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Moonstone Mart
Very strange, just watching a bit now on C4+1. One woman cleaning the pram wheels before she goes to pick up a new 'baby'. She also bought a top with sophie embroidered on it. She said the top would be good to wear that day as it was a hot day the 'baby' wont get too hot!!!!
CRAZY!
Mart.
CRAZY!
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02-01-2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by whilee
Originally Posted by Amy
Am watching it now on C4 + 1 now!! Freaks!!! Its scary! The babies are FUGLY!!
freaks the lot of them
have they saiod how much they are tho
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02-01-2008, 11:00 PM
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They arent all that expensive though! Might have to get a couple!
http://cgi.ebay.com/HEAVENSGARDEN-RE...QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/HEAVENSGARDEN-RE...QQcmdZViewItem
02-01-2008, 11:01 PM
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TBH if they were cheap, i'd buy 1.
Just to scare people or use it for tricks.
I mean, imagine going on a track day with 1 of those onboard
Leave it randomly around the house, the possibilities are endless
Just to scare people or use it for tricks.
I mean, imagine going on a track day with 1 of those onboard
Leave it randomly around the house, the possibilities are endless
02-01-2008, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by RickyLee53
TBH if they were cheap, i'd buy 1.
Just to scare people or use it for tricks.
I mean, imagine going on a track day with 1 of those onboard
Leave it randomly around the house, the possibilities are endless
Just to scare people or use it for tricks.
I mean, imagine going on a track day with 1 of those onboard
Leave it randomly around the house, the possibilities are endless
02-01-2008, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeye Jedi
They arent all that expensive though! Might have to get a couple!
http://cgi.ebay.com/HEAVENSGARDEN-RE...QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/HEAVENSGARDEN-RE...QQcmdZViewItem
02-01-2008, 11:09 PM
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what's wrong with you people... I would love one.
Can you imagine what fun you could have watching peoples expressions when you drop it on its head in Tescos
Im thinking Jackson style over the balcony and a slip
Putting the baby seat on the roof of the car with the baby and driving off with everyone watching
Can you imagine what fun you could have watching peoples expressions when you drop it on its head in Tescos
Im thinking Jackson style over the balcony and a slip
Putting the baby seat on the roof of the car with the baby and driving off with everyone watching
02-01-2008, 11:19 PM
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Turbocabbie I just spat chicken soup everywhere!!! Imagine, putting it in a trolley near a lottery Q and then walking past, grabbing it and running away after a swift look around.
Imagine, putting it in a trolley near a lottery Q and then walking past, grabbing it and running away after a swift look around.
02-01-2008, 11:24 PM
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when i worked at butlins there was a guy i worked with who had a blow up doll handcuffed to the radiator taped up into a "bent over" position
ironicly he got laied by girls who heard about it and was curious how good he might be in the sack
ok not that much the same but STILL has proof women are MENTAL
ironicly he got laied by girls who heard about it and was curious how good he might be in the sack
ok not that much the same but STILL has proof women are MENTAL
02-01-2008, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by RickyLee53
TBH if they were cheap, i'd buy 1.
Just to scare people or use it for tricks.
I mean, imagine going on a track day with 1 of those onboard
Leave it randomly around the house, the possibilities are endless
Just to scare people or use it for tricks.
I mean, imagine going on a track day with 1 of those onboard
Leave it randomly around the house, the possibilities are endless
02-01-2008, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
when i worked at butlins there was a guy i worked with who had a blow up doll handcuffed to the radiator taped up into a "bent over" position
ironicly he got laied by girls who heard about it and was curious how good he might be in the sack
ok not that much the same but STILL has proof women are MENTAL
ironicly he got laied by girls who heard about it and was curious how good he might be in the sack
ok not that much the same but STILL has proof women are MENTAL
02-01-2008, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by blueovalspanker
Originally Posted by Ginge !
when i worked at butlins there was a guy i worked with who had a blow up doll handcuffed to the radiator taped up into a "bent over" position
ironicly he got laied by girls who heard about it and was curious how good he might be in the sack
ok not that much the same but STILL has proof women are MENTAL
ironicly he got laied by girls who heard about it and was curious how good he might be in the sack
ok not that much the same but STILL has proof women are MENTAL
NO..... it wasnt like that,,,, girls seemed to find him kinky and he got laied but most due to that
he was ment as a guys prank at first i was told but he slept wit 2 girls from the pool who wanted to see it
03-01-2008, 12:26 AM
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I think we are all missing a trick here.
Have you ever gone to the supermarket and not wanted to park in a small bay risking parking dent/scratches??
Just get one of these baby,s and hey presto,a giant size parent parking bay right outside the entrance to the store is all yours.
Ever been in a busy que for the lottery.??
Simply place your baby near the entrance to the shop and place a cigarette in it's mouth and shout "Who's is this smoking baby"?
When everyone rushes to see a smoking baby,you jump to the front of the que.
Ever been pulled over for speeding ?
Simply point to the baby in the back seat and tell the officer that it has stop breathing and you are rushing to hospital.No speeding fine/ban.
You can see i have thought about this too much
SORRY.
Have you ever gone to the supermarket and not wanted to park in a small bay risking parking dent/scratches??
Just get one of these baby,s and hey presto,a giant size parent parking bay right outside the entrance to the store is all yours.
Ever been in a busy que for the lottery.??
Simply place your baby near the entrance to the shop and place a cigarette in it's mouth and shout "Who's is this smoking baby"?
When everyone rushes to see a smoking baby,you jump to the front of the que.
Ever been pulled over for speeding ?
Simply point to the baby in the back seat and tell the officer that it has stop breathing and you are rushing to hospital.No speeding fine/ban.
You can see i have thought about this too much
SORRY.
03-01-2008, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mercury grey minter
I think we are all missing a trick here.
Have you ever gone to the supermarket and not wanted to park in a small bay risking parking dent/scratches??
Just get one of these baby,s and hey presto,a giant size parent parking bay right outside the entrance to the store is all yours.
Have you ever gone to the supermarket and not wanted to park in a small bay risking parking dent/scratches??
Just get one of these baby,s and hey presto,a giant size parent parking bay right outside the entrance to the store is all yours.
03-01-2008, 07:08 AM
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The bit that made me laugh was when the woman was in the hotel room waiting for the baby and she said "ooh this is a long labour"
Can you imagine the baby maker's house at halloween?!?! Baby's heads on the porch etc!!
Can you imagine the baby maker's house at halloween?!?! Baby's heads on the porch etc!!
03-01-2008, 08:04 AM
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and what about the husband of the woman who went to america. You could see the 'WTF am I doing here' look on his face when they were in Harrods.
And the husband of the woman who wanted a replacement for her grandson who had emigrated... "it looks like something you'd see on a mortuary slab"...
I wonder how her daughter felt after seeing 'baby' Harry...
And the husband of the woman who wanted a replacement for her grandson who had emigrated... "it looks like something you'd see on a mortuary slab"...
I wonder how her daughter felt after seeing 'baby' Harry...
03-01-2008, 08:15 AM
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My fake baby was very very wierd, I cant figure out why people wanted them, one women said men have model planes and cars, but these 'dolls' were goin far to far. One women was walking her baby in the park.
Very wierd program!
Very wierd program!
03-01-2008, 04:23 PM
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Had to laugh when that grandmother showed baby harry on the web cam to her grandson (the real harry)."What's that ?"he said.
Grandmother replys "It's a baby".
Harry replys "That's not a baby,that's a doll numb nuts".
Grandmother replys "It's a baby".
Harry replys "That's not a baby,that's a doll numb nuts".
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Originally Posted by mercury grey minter
Had to laugh when that grandmother showed baby harry on the web cam to her grandson (the real harry)."What's that ?"he said.
Grandmother replys "It's a baby".
Harry replys "That's not a baby,that's a doll numb nuts".
Grandmother replys "It's a baby".
Harry replys "That's not a baby,that's a doll numb nuts".
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