foreverwhite

1. is there any books or training DVDs i can buy to expand my vocubulary? to help me find alternative/posh ways of saying things instead of a dumb sounding simple way if you get my drift. im about to start in the property business as a commercial letting agent and ive let my speech slip over the past 2-3 years into a terrible slang ridden garble! lol

2. i start on monday = no more ridiculous mupper threads as i wont have internet access maybe thats a good thing lol

cheers!

Punkie

Just buy a goot thesaurus.

Or use microsoft word....type in a word...highlight it...right click and select synonyms

Chip

iTrader: (3)

Ged, just whip that massive shlong of yours out and tell the businesswomen looking at the properties they can have a play on it if they sign a years lease mate!

foreverwhite

lol

im looking forward to nosying around big interesting properties and dealing with REAL business men/women with wealth and networking with useful contacts...

brown envelope bungs anyone

i asked on here about this speech development as i dont really wanna walk in WHSmiths and say "scuse me PAL, got any fucking speech books that i can teach my self how to speek gud"

LOL

im capable of being professional, but would like the ammo under my belt for intense business situations.

?????????

Azrael

It may be not very popular thing but.... you must read books and I mean reall book, literature. It really helps, whichever language you want to speak better, including your native one.

foreverwhite

ive thought about this.

today ive been out and bought the daily sport. it's a start.

Azrael

Martyn

Regretting not going to school now?

Azrael

foreverwhite you know what? You might even consider going to theater.

foreverwhite

the 'unconventional' thing is, im actually AS strange in real life as i seem on here lol

many a time people have said i should go for big brother etc but to be honest, i havent got the literacy skills to fill in the form.

lol

geoffxr4

Starting reading some decent books. Some of the 'classics' from back in the day will show you how to talk like a proper toff, and you can tone it done for contempoary society. Also a broadsheet like the times or telegraph should help cos they're always poncing it up!

Also i'd say watch some films like the BBC's production of Pride and Predjudice. Lots of poncey phrases and stuff in there. I used to 'borrow' some when talking to my managers at my old job if they'd ever pissed me off about anything. They'd look at me like i was bit weird, but it always unsettled them to be using eloquent prases and words they weren't quite sure about.

kenny_ka

no more internet access thank fuk for that

foreverwhite

agreed lol

christianh3

For a start, stop reading PF

Also, keep away from skanky women! My ex was from the roughest area around here for miles and spoke a different language i.e. the number 3 was pronounced fwee , needless to say my vocab has slipped too.

Ditch your skanky mates and women like I have....I'm now a billy no mates & single

foreverwhite

im common as muck, and hate the snobby cunts that speak all posh and ghey...i just need to be able to 'act' like im posh when i need to lol