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Old 09-08-2007, 06:05 PM
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hello southern shandy twats.... ....i need ta know how ta get from Stansted (airport) to the Docklands.....cheers Pete.....
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get a cab u tight northen cunt
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National Express will probably do it - they run to London Victoria, then a simple tube ride to Docklands....

Failing that, I live in Harlow, not far from Stanstead - give me Ł20 and I'll drive you there
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howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww much....
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww much....
see tight nothern cunty
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Originally Posted by Thrush
National Express will probably do it - they run to London Victoria, then a simple tube ride to Docklands....

Failing that, I live in Harlow, not far from Stanstead - give me Ł20 and I'll drive you there
......u might get a knock........
Old 09-08-2007, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
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National Express will probably do it - they run to London Victoria, then a simple tube ride to Docklands....

Failing that, I live in Harlow, not far from Stanstead - give me Ł20 and I'll drive you there
......u might get a knock........
Rather have a handjob

Oops, did I say that out loud?

When you thinking of coming down this way fella?

Like I said, I am not far from Stansted, and Docklands isn't TOO far from me - further than Ł20 will get you in a cab mind Provided I am about that day, I would help you out

But, I only have a works van, so if it's you on your own then cool, but if it's two of ya, no can do fella
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could get the stanstead express train to london liverpool st then a cab to docklands or walk to bank then dlr or 1 stop to stratford then jublee

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Pete, Why do you want to go the Docklands it's O2 you need to head for

Get the Stansted Express into Liverpool Street and a tube down to the O2

you need to get on the jubilee line but it's a mission from Liverpool Street, get a taxi ya plug
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i just need ta know.......thats all...............fookin ell i'm a rich as fook northern monkey....... .....i make 3 quid a week.....Mr W,K will sort me out.............................nice
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Pete, Why do you want to go the Docklands it's O2 you need to head for

Get the Stansted Express into Liverpool Street and a tube down to the O2

you need to get on the jubilee line but it's a mission from Liverpool Street, get a taxi ya plug
............hotel is in the docklands fella...............i think
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Ł20 will get you about a junction down the M11

book a coach in advance, it saves you money
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Hotel is in Docklands? How much a night?

A120-M11-A406-A12-A13-A1020

That will get you there but you might need to look in more detail
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Originally Posted by dojj
Ł20 will get you about a junction down the M11

book a coach in advance, it saves you money
I'd take him thw whole way down the M11 for Ł20 - cos I'm a nice guy
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Originally Posted by Thrush
Originally Posted by dojj
Ł20 will get you about a junction down the M11

book a coach in advance, it saves you money
I'd take him thw whole way down the M11 for Ł20 - cos I'm a nice guy
.............i luv u................can our lass sit on my knee...???..................................if not................fuck er she can walk....
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Originally Posted by JayCos
get a cab u tight northen cunt
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http://www.stanstedairport.com/porta...0357e120a____/
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also see the bit about pre ooking a seat for Ł2 per person
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cheers Dojj.......................
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You got your lass with you Pete - can't take more than one passenger I'm afraid pal

Leave her at home tho and your sorted
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If you pay me Ł30 i'll take you.
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straight down the m11
a406

a12

a11
your there
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This maybe a better option M11, A14, A1, A690 Home sweet Home
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shuttle to liverpool street..............nice thats where all the titty bars are....
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you got a pass from the Mrs then? Scott down with his?
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Originally Posted by Warren
you got a pass from the Mrs then? Scott down with his?
...............i'll just look at her tittys then............
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