i like clarkson, but sometimes he does talk shite
01-12-2009, 09:33 PM
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Lol at you guys resurecting this thread from two and a half years ago. I bought the bm off my dad this week 2 years ago. Least it still creating some
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
You make out its some highly tuned race car....
01-12-2009, 09:45 PM
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01-12-2009, 09:55 PM
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Lol at you guys resurecting this thread from two and a half years ago. I bought the bm off my dad this week 2 years ago. Least it still creating some funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
(just don't keep going on about it
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01-12-2009, 11:03 PM
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Lol at you guys resurecting this thread from two and a half years ago. I bought the bm off my dad this week 2 years ago. Least it still creating some
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
by bragging about your car !! Fuck me, how can you not see it???
02-12-2009, 08:11 AM
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Lol at you guys resurecting this thread from two and a half years ago. I bought the bm off my dad this week 2 years ago. Least it still creating some
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
or being the irritating fucker you are...........place an ad
02-12-2009, 08:18 AM
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I heard a story that Carls BMW was spotted in France by a member of Pistonheads and they stuck a note under the Windscreen wiper and took a photo and posted it up
The note said simply.... 'Is it mapped?'
man thats some FUNNY FUNNY shit!
The note said simply.... 'Is it mapped?'
man thats some FUNNY FUNNY shit!
02-12-2009, 08:40 AM
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02-12-2009, 09:32 AM
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I should think when the lease is up, his dad will just chop it in against a new one.
02-12-2009, 11:42 AM
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And loving Carl's response to a thread about him bragging about his car by effectively bragging about his (his dads, whatever) car.
02-12-2009, 02:05 PM
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You guys crack me up. I was bragging. Sorry if the last post came accross that way. Just if I had similar peformance
from a cossie it would have broke umpteen times I'm sure
with the drags, ring trips etc.
My Old man has a CLS.
from a cossie it would have broke umpteen times I'm sure
with the drags, ring trips etc.
My Old man has a CLS.
02-12-2009, 02:18 PM
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I think he is worse than cozzybags
02-12-2009, 02:22 PM
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Sorry mate, I dont get you. I am not spoilt. I paid for my car. Get over this whole thing am progress your life forward Matey.
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02-12-2009, 02:32 PM
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02-12-2009, 02:33 PM
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02-12-2009, 02:34 PM
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You constantly fail to grasp what other people mean in their replies. I genuinely think you must be autistic, or at least on the 'scale'. There can be no reason, other than you just being very very stupid for you to not understand where you're going wrong. And believe me it is YOU that's wrong, not the rest of the world.
What you fail to realise is that nobody actually cares about your car, nor about where it comes from, nor about how fast it is, nor about who paid for it. People comment on your car, and the 'dad' aspect of that because it's funny. It's funny to bait someone who doesn't get it by such a massive margin.
And yes you are spoilt.
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Over the last couple of days I've entertained myself by looking at the links put up referring to you. Whatever you write, and wherever you write it you make an utter dick of yourself.
You constantly fail to grasp what other people mean in their replies. I genuinely think you must be autistic, or at least on the 'scale'. There can be no reason, other than you just being very very stupid for you to not understand where you're going wrong. And believe me it is YOU that's wrong, not the rest of the world.
What you fail to realise is that nobody actually cares about your car, nor about where it comes from, nor about how fast it is, nor about who paid for it. People comment on your car, and the 'dad' aspect of that because it's funny. It's funny to bait someone who doesn't get it by such a massive margin.
And yes you are spoilt.
You constantly fail to grasp what other people mean in their replies. I genuinely think you must be autistic, or at least on the 'scale'. There can be no reason, other than you just being very very stupid for you to not understand where you're going wrong. And believe me it is YOU that's wrong, not the rest of the world.
What you fail to realise is that nobody actually cares about your car, nor about where it comes from, nor about how fast it is, nor about who paid for it. People comment on your car, and the 'dad' aspect of that because it's funny. It's funny to bait someone who doesn't get it by such a massive margin.
And yes you are spoilt.
You should consider a career in journalism
02-12-2009, 02:41 PM
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02-12-2009, 02:41 PM
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I'm sure my shitty fiesta could do '150 1/4 miles runs' and make it round the ring (in a day maybe? ) doesn't mean its any good
any cunt in any car can do 1/4 miles, and drive round the 'ring. fuck me, theres even videos of people driving the ring in people carriers!
one last thing
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DIESEL BMW. ITS NOT SPECIAL, MOST OF US SEE THEM EVERY DAY, AND ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE BETTER/FASTER CARS! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. PLEASE?
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The link was talking about this bit.... so its you that once again... is a plum.
Originally Posted by Neil.D
Last month I was in Adenau (a village very close to Nurburg) and I saw DXB's diesel parked on the street. It had note on the windscreen under the wiper and being the nosy fecker I am and thinking it was a parking ticket I read it. What it actually was was a handwritten note saying, 'Is this one mapped!'
Amazing - he has european infamy.
Amazing - he has european infamy.