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Old 02-12-2009, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
SUPERBLY worded response.

You should consider a career in journalism
Now that's FUNNY!
Old 02-12-2009, 02:47 PM
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:50 PM
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i believe the word FAILBLOG comes to mind
Old 02-12-2009, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
You guys crack me up. I was bragging. Sorry if the last post came accross that way.

My Old man has a CLS.
Sorry for jumping on the bandwagon but those little bits of the quoted post are epic.
Old 02-12-2009, 05:12 PM
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[quote=S1 JOHN S1;4549610]WTF,

Why does everyone care so much LOL.

Christ imo your as sad as he is for been so sad toward's him,Be adult and walk away leave him to it end of [/quote
but its just so funny
Old 02-12-2009, 05:25 PM
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After reading the first few pages of this I think many don't know the difference between quick and fast.

Quick = 0-60 times or 40-60 times or even how quick to top speed.
Fast = top speed

There is a reason that wacky trap speeds and elapsed times at drag strips can be interpreted.
Old 02-12-2009, 05:26 PM
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I quite like this quote.

Listen retard I wanted to buy a 335d and you single handedly put me off buying one.
Map that you freak
Old 02-12-2009, 05:41 PM
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speed limit is 70mph so who really cares
Old 02-12-2009, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by cossiejay
speed limit is 70mph so who really cares

Yeah, cos none of us ever speed do we
Old 02-12-2009, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
SUPERBLY worded response.

You should consider a career in journalism
Old 02-12-2009, 05:50 PM
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I'm doing 70 right now.
Old 02-12-2009, 06:00 PM
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My daddy bought me my first car. It was a 1.1 Mk 2 Fiesta in 1997, my how times have changed, and not being funny, if my old chap offered me the beemer like Carl's then I would turn it down.
Old 02-12-2009, 06:03 PM
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someone change is username to "bmw daddys car"
Old 02-12-2009, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
A bit like Benni giving out advice on earning things by working!
Let's not go there. Last time it ended in you making a public apology, and we wouldn't want that again, would we.

Benni.
Old 02-12-2009, 06:14 PM
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Genuine question to Xr2i Carl; if you genuinely bought the car from your dad, why did you choose a 335d instead of a another BMW? such as an m3? which is actually built for performance?
Old 02-12-2009, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by LHD220Turbo
Genuine question to Xr2i Carl; if you genuinely bought the car from your dad, why did you choose a 335d instead of a another BMW? such as an m3? which is actually built for performance?
Apart from them being auto only I could see why someone would buy the 335d, it's still a quick car but maybe more suited to big motorway miles than an M3. But I'm sure Carl has learnt his lesson and won't get dragged into an argument about which is best.
Old 02-12-2009, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by LHD220Turbo
Genuine question to Xr2i Carl; if you genuinely bought the car from your dad, why did you choose a 335d instead of a another BMW? such as an m3? which is actually built for performance?

Daddy maybe only wanted a token couple of grand
Old 02-12-2009, 06:38 PM
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Gingers don't look good in M3's maybe?
Old 02-12-2009, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Gingers don't look good in M3's maybe?
Old 02-12-2009, 07:11 PM
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so did we decide if he's had enough of a slating and now it's not funny any more?
Old 02-12-2009, 07:45 PM
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I'll race you dojj
Old 02-12-2009, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
Lol at you guys resurecting this thread from two and a half years ago. I bought the bm off my dad this week 2 years ago. Least it still creating some
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
Hi Carl,

Is it mapped?

Cheers.
Old 02-12-2009, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
The link was talking about this bit.... so its you that once again... is a plum.

it does say the famous DXB carl(os)
never knew you where a redhead as well
Old 02-12-2009, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Let's not go there. Last time it ended in you making a public apology, and we wouldn't want that again, would we.

Benni.
No I didn't!

I would say fuck off, but since this thread is about retards, I think you are more than qualified to stay!
Old 02-12-2009, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
I can't get over how much jealousy there is in this thread. 'Cos you would all turn down a new 335D given half the chance to be driving around in one, regardless of the owner. Sure thing, you cocks.

Benni.
oh ffs I agree with benni - not sure thats happened before
Old 02-12-2009, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul_RS
I'll race you dojj
in what?
i know someone with a 335d
and i'll raise you a rempa if we are playing top trumps
so unless you are holding a veyron.........................
Old 02-12-2009, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
i know someone with a 335d
ahhh, but is it mapped though?
Old 02-12-2009, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
No I didn't!

Originally Posted by RichardPON
As for Benni, I'm told by people from this site that I was unduly harsh. Maybe calling Benni a cripple was a little unfair and far too harsh, so for that I should apologise.

Erm... Yes, Richard, you did! I shall leave you to carry on insulting, even when I have made it clear I am not going to bother, because like I told you earlier, it will all end in you apologising again and I wouldn't want to have to put you through it.

Benni.
Old 02-12-2009, 09:34 PM
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I dont know where the ginger thing came from. Im Blonde as fuck. Why did i choose a 335d, was the Best car I could afford at the time. E92 M3 is a good 10k more and aint Been Beaten By one at the pod yet. (Love forced induction)

Yes over 120mph on the autoBaHN my mates one pulled few car lengths to 160.
Old 02-12-2009, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
oh ffs I agree with benni - not sure thats happened before
It's happened three times now. We both agreed Bluefin was shit and I can't quite remember the other one. I'm glad you agree with me.

Benni.
Old 02-12-2009, 09:39 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!! You did it AGAIN!!

Fuckin' 'ell, mate seriously. Try saying

Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
I dont know where the ginger thing came from. Im Blonde as fuck. Why did i choose a 335d, was the Best car I could afford at the time.E92 M3 is a good 10k more"

At THIS point now, you should pressed "reply" and left it at that, you continued the cycle when you continued and wrote-



aint Been Beaten By one at the pod yet. (Love forced induction)

Yes over 120mph on the autoBaHN my mates one pulled few car lengths to 160.
Stop the madness!
Old 02-12-2009, 09:56 PM
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at the end of the day whether its mapped or not its still a diesel lol
Old 02-12-2009, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Gingers don't look good in M3's maybe?
Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
I dont know where the ginger thing came from. Im Blonde as fuck.

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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
I dont know where the ginger thing came from. Im Blonde as fuck. Why did i choose a 335d, was the Best car I could afford at the time. E92 M3 is a good 10k more and aint Been Beaten By one at the pod yet. (Love forced induction)

Yes over 120mph on the autoBaHN my mates one pulled few car lengths to 160.
perhaps you should take your car to a track event such as the RS day at Coombe, i'd like to see how it gets on.
Old 02-12-2009, 11:28 PM
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grow up my mondeo is faster than ur na na na na na
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Is that his mum?
Old 02-12-2009, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
she can handle my rod anytime
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
I dont know where the ginger thing came from. Im Blonde as fuck. Why did i choose a 335d, was the Best car I could afford at the time. E92 M3 is a good 10k more and aint Been Beaten By one at the pod yet. (Love forced induction)

Yes over 120mph on the autoBaHN my mates one pulled few car lengths to 160.

YOU JUST DO NOT FUCKING GET IT DO YOU?
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dxb

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