i like clarkson, but sometimes he does talk shite
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watching old skool top gear, a repeat in otherwords
bout year and half old, i do remember watching it live but this reminded me
he had that vectra? blue one vxr aint it??
said it quicker than an m5?!!!
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cant see a what is it 260bhp vectra doin that in a hurry
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he said the only saloons quicker are mayback and bentleys...
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He's talking about top speed and in all fairness the Vauxhall is quicker as the BMW is electronically limited.
Only time you'll ever hear me say this but here goes "I'd rather have the BMW"
Only time you'll ever hear me say this but here goes "I'd rather have the BMW"
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
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watching old skool top gear, a repeat in otherwords
bout year and half old, i do remember watching it live but this reminded me
he had that vectra? blue one vxr aint it??
said it quicker than an m5?!!!
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cant see a what is it 260bhp vectra doin that in a hurry
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he said the only saloons quicker are mayback and bentleys...
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VXR has a higher top speed, thats what he is on about you fucking MONG
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maybe your dad can buy one and you can borrow it sometimes and bang on about it all the time like it was yours.
that'l teach him.
he not as thick as that mike brewer prick, i was watching that program where he buys some shitbox, spends a million hours labour on it, and sells it for a little more than he bought it for, and he had an mx5...
he bought some white Enkei alloys with fucking Enkei written on each in big blue writing, and goes "i got these lovely compomotives"
that'l teach him.
he not as thick as that mike brewer prick, i was watching that program where he buys some shitbox, spends a million hours labour on it, and sells it for a little more than he bought it for, and he had an mx5...
he bought some white Enkei alloys with fucking Enkei written on each in big blue writing, and goes "i got these lovely compomotives"
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Originally Posted by Stavros
mike brewer prick - he bought some white Enkei alloys with fucking Enkei written on each in big blue writing, and goes "i got these lovely compomotives" ![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
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watching old skool top gear, a repeat in otherwords
bout year and half old, i do remember watching it live but this reminded me
he had that vectra? blue one vxr aint it??
said it quicker than an m5?!!!
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cant see a what is it 260bhp vectra doin that in a hurry
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he said the only saloons quicker are mayback and bentleys...
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VXR has a higher top speed, thats what he is on about you fucking MONG
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stav your a cock end of
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go drive your rice thing
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Originally Posted by Stavros
maybe your dad can buy one and you can borrow it sometimes and bang on about it all the time like it was yours.
that'l teach him.
he not as thick as that mike brewer prick, i was watching that program where he buys some shitbox, spends a million hours labour on it, and sells it for a little more than he bought it for, and he had an mx5...
he bought some white Enkei alloys with fucking Enkei written on each in big blue writing, and goes "i got these lovely compomotives"![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
that'l teach him.
he not as thick as that mike brewer prick, i was watching that program where he buys some shitbox, spends a million hours labour on it, and sells it for a little more than he bought it for, and he had an mx5...
he bought some white Enkei alloys with fucking Enkei written on each in big blue writing, and goes "i got these lovely compomotives"
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let me borrow it sometimes
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just cause your daddy aint given you a 335d no need to act jealous
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Carl - no-one is jealous of your Dad's car.
When you grow up, you'll realise why.
Anyway, back to you talking complete bollocks.....
When you grow up, you'll realise why.
Anyway, back to you talking complete bollocks.....
the 335d, i regard as my own..
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i will post up how she goes after ive booked her in for a re-map!!
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Originally Posted by FasterFords
He said it has a top speed of 161, and then said "thats faster than a M5"
How is that wrong, numpty ?
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How is that wrong, numpty ?
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pull up along side one at 70mph and get absolutely cained
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10 mins later after the bmw is bouncing away on the limiter he catches up, not really quicker than an m5
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
some people are jealous that someone else may be driving a 45k bmw, even if daddy did buy it!!!!
the 335d, i regard as my own..
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i will post up how she goes after ive booked her in for a re-map!!
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I got an email offering me a 335d for Ł419 a month so not really that much for one. Guess the credit company wont be happy about it being chipped.
or did your dad pay Ł45,000 cash for it!
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Originally Posted by FasterFords
He said it has a top speed of 161, and then said "thats faster than a M5"
How is that wrong, numpty ?
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How is that wrong, numpty ?
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Clarkson always says things like this, even when he drove the M5 he said "when you press the M button nothing and i mean nothing you've driven is faster"?????? anyone remember that?
and plus how long will it take a shitty vectra to get to 155mph?
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
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and then said "thats faster than a M5"
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not really quicker than an m5
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Originally Posted by Stavros
he bought some white Enkei alloys with fucking Enkei written on each in big blue writing, and goes "i got these lovely compomotives" ![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
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And he's an expert
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Mother fucker please? Has he done his maths recently?
Buy a car for 1k
Spend 40 working hours on it and sell it for 1200?!?
Hmmm what school of finance did he fucking study?
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Owner of a BMW , obv gonna go against a vauxhall being quicker on the tele , after spending all the cash on a bmw , then getting overtaken by a vauxhall , BMW shouldnt of started limited there cars.
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I can't get over how much jealousy there is in this thread. 'Cos you would all turn down a new 335D given half the chance to be driving around in one, regardless of the owner. Sure thing, you cocks.
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Wow people,
Tbh i see what carl is saying,A fast car can mean alsort's couldnt it,But (top speed) is (possibly) a fast car,U could have a car that run's 10's 1/4 but only does 150mph that's still a fast car ,Top speed is also a fast car,I just think the deffination of a fast car is what carl mean's as clarkson was saying the vauxhall was faster (Yeah at top speed) not getting to 155mph.
Anyone see my point probably not but it's ok
Tbh i see what carl is saying,A fast car can mean alsort's couldnt it,But (top speed) is (possibly) a fast car,U could have a car that run's 10's 1/4 but only does 150mph that's still a fast car ,Top speed is also a fast car,I just think the deffination of a fast car is what carl mean's as clarkson was saying the vauxhall was faster (Yeah at top speed) not getting to 155mph.
Anyone see my point probably not but it's ok
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They'd slag Porkie off too if his parents bought them for him. Because Porkie has worked for his cars, they can't say nothing and rightly so. However, they feel because Carl's BMW was paid for by his Father, they somehow have the right to have a go at him, even though they'd not turn one down themselves... In a million years.
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