Thrush

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Don't you hate it when the only space you can find in a supermarket is next the to CUNT that cannot for the life of them, manage to park their fucking car inside the huge white box provided for them?

I just been to Tesco's, and it happened to me - again.....

Black focus can't park itself in it's bay and left a 2ft gap on the drivers side, but the passenger wheels were just over the line on that side. I had to park next to it, so squeezed myself in so my passenger door was next to theirs, real close - as I had to leave myself room to get out my door, and I only just had enough.

Anyway get out and go to walk off and there's a fat old biddy sitting in the back of this Focus who winds the window down and says - can you move your car cos my daughter has to get in the passenger door soon.

I told her - politely - that no I couldn't, and I left as much room as I possibly could, and that it wasn't my fault that whoever parked the focus parked it to far over. Then I suggested when whoever it was came back, they pull the Focus out and THEN this daughter could get in the passenger side. "OK" says the old crone and off I went shopping.

Come back 20mins later to find the Focus gone, and the same car next to me on the other side that was there before. Go to my drivers door and find a small slip of paper tucked behind the mirror. Take it out and it reads "FUCKING PRICK"

Gotta be from the Focus, referring to the fact I HAD to park so close to them!

Proper fucks me off! THEY are the ones who are such mongs that they cannot park, yet I am the one who gets "abused" for it?!?!?!?!

Wish I had made a note of the reg, cos if I saw it again they'd be the ones looking like "pricks" standing in a carpark in the rain wondering what to do about their 4 flat tyres!!!!

/rant

pollocks

i used to have a bunch of post it notes in the glove box and someone once parked out of there space in to mine i had to climb in through the passenger side so left them a note that said "next time leave me a can opener so i can get in you CUNT"


i think n your drivers lessons you should have to tackle a multi storey car park and park next to the pillars and tight corner spaces etc just so you can actually park

GARETH T

i parked across two in my escort yesterday

BM08

At least you didnt have any dents on your doors eh

jumpin jack crash

i always do that, fuck them. is annoying tho when they cant park.

Rab

Do what I do.

Never go to the supermarket

Chip shop rules

BM08

garyrs

i hate people that cant park loads of room one side a none the other, if i take my cos to the super market i park long ways and take 3 spaces diagonal.....

L33 BYT

I used to love getting them back when I was in the work vans. Without Damaging their cars I would make sure I parked the van as close their car as possible then just do my shopping merryly.

One time I got back and the bloke was standing their as he could not get in his car. Didnt dare say any thing to me as he knew he had parked like a helmet.

Katie

This man knows what he's doing. Why do you want frozen food anyway? You have to warm it up? Chips come ready warmed.

dojj

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i always use up 2 spaces if there isn't any baby/parent parking spaces left
and why not?

if you park like a mong though, then i do tend to park the van right up close, getting out he pasenger side isn't a problem

i came back once and the guy was standing there because someone else had parked right close to his other door as well

i made my excuses and left until the other guy turned up

Thrush

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Thats the thing - I hadn't park in a way that blocked them - THEY had parked in a way that left me no choice other than to block them! I actually had to park to one side of my bay, closer to the innocent car on my right side, just so I didn't hit their Focus!

Wish they had been there when I got back as I would ripped em a new arsehole

matts1

Pisses me off when you find a parking space in a half empty car park, and when you come back, someone has parked tight close to you in the still half empty car park

Like they hope if someone does a car over, if they park next to you, then they lower the odds on it being theirs

And, especially pisses me off when you come back and they have parked real close and their drivers door is inches away from your passenger door, you know they have stuggled to get out and risked denting your car.

Anonymous

FPMSL! @ this thread

dippy tesco parking get's my back up to
and thats just in the clio

2 bay's oh yes
then the bastards cant smack ur car

Brian

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We always park the Series 2 near the back out the way and you can put money on it when we come out of shopping there is always a 4x4 next to us


Brian

Rab

Damn right. Means I don't have to do dishes either. Just throw the box and plastic fork in the bin.

Katie

Disposable living. Lol

Rab

It's excellent!

Friends of the Earth wouldn't like it much, but they can fuck off, bunch of tree hugging morons

Katie

I don't even usually bother with the box if it's just chips...just the paper and wooden fork...it's all bio degradable so friends of the earth can fook off, it's not like I'm throwing out all the plastic frozen food wrappers/boxes

GARETH T

students tut tut

Rab

Who are you calling a student......

Katie

At least me, possibly you n all..lol

rapidcossie

disabled space everytime for me..

DaveZS

This is one of my pet hates!
Parked up in a service station car park on the way to devon, parked away from the other cars as there were loads of spaces left.

Come back to find a new A3 has parked right up close to mine, and whoever got out the passenger side left a small dent and red paint on my door.
Pissed me off a treat, so i just opened my door onto their car a good 15-20 times. Didn't do anything to mine, but fuck me their door was a right mess

Thrush

iTrader: (1)

See thats the thing with me - opposite me were five empty mother and child/diabled bays, and I didn't park in them as you are not "supposed" to...

Pisses me off that like with most things - lane discipline on motorways, road etiquete(sp) when merging two lanes into one, getting yourself in the corrent lane at junctions/roundabouts, I do it properly, yet I always seem to get cut up, undertaken, or "abused" by someone who doesn't bother! Why should I drive and behave by the rules when it seems no-one else can be bothered?

Rab

But I'm not a student... I'm almost 30... And an engineer.....

I just can't cook

Katie

Ouch!

I learnt to cook, after 19 years of ''shhh I can't cook''...now I just choose not to because it's an hour of my life I can't get back, plus by the time I've made it I've lost my appetite...

rabmc

What you expect thrush parking that bif fat audi in a tesco car park

Rab

I spend so much of my life living on this thing



where people cook for me.......

So, I just don't bother.

charlie luciano

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One thinks you may die of a heart attack son



Luciano

Katie

Course not...there'll be no attack...it'll be too covered in saturated lipids for that...it'll just curl up and die quietly

Charlie Chalk

iTrader: (1)

You'll get a fat lonely man Rab

Rab

Probably

Radders, already am dude

charlie luciano

iTrader: (3)

Tesco.com, shop and let them deliver, thus you won't have to observe other peoples driving skills saving stress and thus avoiding a heart attack



Luciano

bigneck

i shouldnt really say this but went to asdas one and some dopey git had parked right up begainst the drivers side and i mean well close i couldnt even squuze in the gap and there was loadsa free spaces, so i climbned in through passenger side and propmptly opened the driveres door




oops


oh shite oops again


bugger me oops for the 3rd time

SassyRS

I Love taking the cossie and parking in disabled bays, esp with a valid blue badge.

I got a parking ticket once for having a 'cosworth' in a disabled bay

needless to say a letter of complaint and a personal apology was given to me.. the warden said 'It wasnt the sort of car you would see a disabled person drive'

I said so expalin what type of car a 'disabled person' drives then???

Rab

Will give it a go....... Mind you, the stress of taking off the wrapping and heating it, combined with the stress of dishes will bring on a heart attack 10 years earlier

Charlie Chalk

iTrader: (1)

Jobsworth cunts Lorraine! They see a car they think that someone is trying to pull one over on and park near the store, and ticket it


They need a slap, and to be brought down a few pegs....

Big G

I have stickers in my car and in my wagon, only takes a minute to scribble
"You park like a mong" and stick it firmly on the windscreen

dojj

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went to tesco's and was waiting for one of the pram slots to open up
when it did this guy in an A class drove straight in and out the back of his motor came 2 teenagers
i went and complained to the store manager who said "technically we can't do anything"
"right then, next time i go to any store i'll park up in the parent space and then, if someone asks me, i'll say my parents are with me and eerything is legitimate ain't it"

same as in ikea, waited for ages to get the parent slot and some woman who had no kids parked up there
i gave her a right earfull and she got all emberrsed as there were loads of people there and got back in her car and drive off