funny guy in the p1ssers
30-04-2007, 07:23 AM
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funny guy in the p1ssers
was stood having a no 1 in the pub on sat night, the guy next to me finishes, washes his hands and then goes to use the hand drier,
it started to blow then stoped after about 5 seconds, and then wouldn't come back on , he was waving, moving and a shakin under it but it just had run out of hot air,
the guy then curses "fcukin Ford hand drier!!!" and walks out, leaving me stood there, literally, p1ssing meself
it started to blow then stoped after about 5 seconds, and then wouldn't come back on , he was waving, moving and a shakin under it but it just had run out of hot air,
the guy then curses "fcukin Ford hand drier!!!" and walks out, leaving me stood there, literally, p1ssing meself
30-04-2007, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
LOL.
At least he washed his hands. That's rare in a blokes toilet.
At least he washed his hands. That's rare in a blokes toilet.
If you want to leave a blokes toilet with relatively hygenic hands you probably need to:
Open the door with your elbow
Take piss
Not wash hands
Open the door with your elbow
Im convinced that the handles and taps in the average gents contain more things I dont want on my hand than my own cock does.
30-04-2007, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
LOL.
At least he washed his hands. That's rare in a blokes toilet.
At least he washed his hands. That's rare in a blokes toilet.
If you want to leave a blokes toilet with relatively hygenic hands you probably need to:
Open the door with your elbow
Take piss
Not wash hands
Open the door with your elbow
Im convinced that the handles and taps in the average gents contain more things I dont want on my hand than my own cock does.
I saw a guy the other day, dressed smartly in a suit, go and take a slash, then tart himself up in the mirror (lick his fingers to smooth his eyebrows etc), then head off out back into the restaurant to finish his meal. Dirty cunt.
The worst bit is I had to open the door after him.
30-04-2007, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
LOL.
At least he washed his hands. That's rare in a blokes toilet.
At least he washed his hands. That's rare in a blokes toilet.
If you want to leave a blokes toilet with relatively hygenic hands you probably need to:
Open the door with your elbow
Take piss
Not wash hands
Open the door with your elbow
Im convinced that the handles and taps in the average gents contain more things I dont want on my hand than my own cock does.
when some big dirty hella has just been for a mamoth shite then gone n touched the taps just before you
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