My girlfriend is renting a place, and there is a microwave oven.

Amana RS560W

I have no fooking idea how to operate it

Anyone know how those work ???

 

Plug it in, stick the food it, hit a couple of buttons

Wait until you can hear whatever your cookin starts poppin and fizzin, take it out

Bloody microwaves

 

lol,

hit a loads of buttons, but can't get anything really hot...
yeah, if i leave it in 10 minutes, lol, but could have cooked it normally then.

Want to nuke it, and nuke it FAST

 

Place your PC and other valuables inside it and then insert it into the oven. When its ready call the Fire Brigade

 

Oh and here one especially for you

 

This tells you to rebuild it but not how to operate it

http://www.partselect.com/AdvancedMo...610M&fkMfgID=1

Soz, but its all I could find ...

 

560W isn't going to be the best microwave in the world, but it sounds like you have it on defrost or something!!!

Either that or its just fucked!

 

What??????












You mean














Proper fucked

 

it's more then 560W, RS560W must be the model number.

 

is it the girlfriend or the oven you are unable to operate?

 

I hope its 560W will take u all day to cook somthing in that

 

Depends what time of month

 

cant ur girlfriend operate it - its what they were made for

 

but sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

 

no she can't

her 4 braincells are already occupied for the 4 cooking plates.

 

She really should need 5 so she stops shitting in the kitchen

 

you have a bloody cow in your kitchen mate

 

if it is 560W it wants throwing in the bin seriously it will take forever to cook something in there!
Ive got a propper panasonic microwave combi thingio and thats 1000W does 4 boxes of microchips in 4 mins!

 

if i win me maa gets a new caravan and the boys get a pair of them shoes.

 

Here is the old piece of shite

 

but it in a fan asisted oven, infact ya could have called for a pizza in the time ya took to take a piccy of the old thing

oh and i got a bosch inbuilt microwave oven, now thats real fucking bling

dont use it though tbh as i dont actually like nuked food

but it was 50 quid and worth 700 quid

 

That looks like it came out the ark!
Probably cooking YOU more than the food if u stand near it