World's Shortest Fairy Tale
22-02-2007, 07:40 AM
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time a man asked a woman "will you marry me?" The woman replied "No," and the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, fishing, drinking, shagging and still had money in his pocket at the end of the week.
The end.....
The end.....
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale (Female Version) ..............
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
22-02-2007, 06:01 PM
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by CossieRich
Once upon a time a man asked a woman "will you marry me?" The woman replied "No," and the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, fishing, drinking, shagging and still had money in his pocket at the end of the week.
The end.....
The end.....
sounds like a dream fairy tale to me
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