mercury grey minter

As above.We have all had an embarrasing moment at some point in our lives.I,ll start.

Sold a SNAP-ON tool box on E-BAY.£150 and wasn,t far from my house,so i said i would deliver it for free.Arrived at the house and a pleasant chinese lad answered the door.He looked at the box and then handed over £150 in tenners.Shook his hand and went back to the car.Told the missus to count it as i was puling away.She counted it and said"THERE,S ONLY £140".A screech of brakes and i go back to the lads house,but told the missus to double check.Yes she said theres only £140.I pull onto the lads drive as he is putting the tool box in his garage."There,s only £140 ,you owe me a tenner.No he said it was £150.We argue and as i,m shouting at him saying that he,s fucking conned me and dragging my TOOL BOX back out of his garage,my missus shouts " OH sorry,i must of dropped a tenner down the side of the seat,i,ve found it now."Left pretty sharpish.Was too embarresed to say sorry.

He didn,t leave me any FEEDBACK.

Stavros

having sudden and bad diahorrea and pooing myself at my mates house when i was about 7-8 and his mum having to wash me up after (well im sure she made me, wouldnt have been my choice, im sure idve rather ran home in my shitty pants )

there, i win, thread locked

Martyn

I drove all the way to London to trade some records with someone, the split second I knocked on his door I remembered I had forgotten to put them in the car

vroooom ptssssh

martyn, FPMSL

mercury grey minter

Pissed yourself laughing..........Now that is embarrasing.

EIL132

Waking up next to my girlfriends mother in bed(very true and long story, although I have no recollection)

Stavros

if she had cum dribbling out of her ass too THEN youd win, hands down

EIL132

It was embarrassing and awkward, enough said. Never forget that new years day, that's for sure

The Youth.

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you are one sick man stevie!!!!!



steve

Speedy Gonzalez

i can do better than that!

went out on the lash with my mates on a day when my girlfriend at the time mother comes up from London to spend a week with us

i was out longer than expected and fell through the door at 2 in the morning absolutly wankered

i knew i was in big trouble but i had a plan

went into the bedroom got undressed climbed into the bottom end of the bed and started to go to work on the girlfriends beaver

after a few minutes i hear Allan your in the wrong bed

turns out the missus was in the spare room cos our bed was better for her mothers bad back

S2martin

My most embarrasing thing happened a couple of years ago i when i was married me the missus and her mum went to some poxy market on a sunday morning and me walking around bored shitless and not paying any attention now i started feeling a bit randy so my missus is bent over looking at something so walked up behind and gave her a poke up the chad with my old bill (still in my trousers though ) as am i'm being a bit pervy my missus walked upto me and said oi what you doing to my mum her mum was trying to say something but was just too timid

mercury grey minter

These all involve your MOTHER IN LAWS you dirty bastards

Speedy Gonzalez

in my defence i didn't realise it was my mother in law until it was too late!

EIL132

I pounded the beaver, and worse. She thought it was her husband

Stavros

DEAR LORD Serious?

Thats fucking legendary

Soooo bad, fair play

Stavros

Foooook

Speedy Gonzalez

EIL132

FPMSL

Benni

When i went for a checkup at the hospital and my Specialist said to me. 'Do you have an active sex life' But my mum and dad where in the room so i said 'No No, Never have' And then he said to me 'Can you get an erection' And i was like 'No No i dont do erections'. And then it went all quite for a second and my dad said 'He had a stiffy walking around asda last tuesday, And the only time he has ever had a sex life is when are dog humped is leg'. My mum smacked him really hard, The Specialist burst out laughing and i went like a beetroot.

Cheers, Benni.

Speedy Gonzalez

deadly serious!!! it still haunts me to this day!

EIL132

Was "difficult" in the morning, threw up shortly afterwards and split up not long after. Never knew if it was because of the drink or the thought of it

Speedy Gonzalez

my missus never found out about it! if she had my genitals would've had a very bad day!

Ian M500COS

One for Stavros......

A few years back I pummelled the arse off some bint I was seeing at the time in my car. She was a nice clean girl but I must have pulled her cheeks apart a bit too much that night cos waiting for me in the morning was.... yeah you guessed it - a skid mark that wouldn't have looked out of place on the starting grid of Brands Hatch..... on my beloved Recaro.

3 cans of upholstery cleaner later and she was as good as new.

Never had the heart to tell the bird she'd spilled her guts all over my nice seat! Nor did I tell the guy who subsequently bought my interior what the strange stain was on the passenger seat

Well shit happens.......

Stavros

PMSL class At least she didnt poo on the seat on purpose like in that 5GTT that was nicked off you

Speaking of seat stains, remember "that" night with "her" in my car (you know "feel how wet i am" ), was proper worried about the seats after that gushing

Didnt show owt once dry, hell, i even smelt em after, as you would

PS, a mate of mine is engaged to her now, ive warned him she insane, but he wont hear a bad word against her

Ian M500COS

.....as you do lol.

Yeah, I remember that night where we were unintentially involved in the creation of dogging. Your car smelt like Gloucester fish market at packing up time if I remember.

She turned up on my doorstep once - claimed she was lost - on her way to Wally's (R.I.P) but there was no way I was letting her in - I'd have ended up tied to my bed with the cleanest arse I'd had in ages. I still wonder what it would've been like to chuck the saddle on her though, lol.

Whoever ends up with her is gonna get fucked to death cos there's something wrong with her head!

Stavros

"lost" she fucking insane that girl.

shame she insanely fit too, so REALLY hard to resist

its one of them with her, youd always think "what if" but "if" you do its awesome at the time, proper mint, but ends up with you in a whole shitload of trouble!

people are learning tho, everyone blatantly would, be we all stop ourselves from getting near any situation, as it leads to certain death somehow if you do

she is proper fit tho damn her scheming madness

Ian M500COS

Yeah, she's deffo trouble. I wouldn't wanna fall out with her if I was in a relationship with her - thats clear bunny boiler territory.

She's cut your rocks off for spite, without batting an eyelid that one. Then claim self defence. Sure proof that looks arent everything. Was into her dirty pics as well - she used to send me stuff that'd make a billygoat puke - and Wilson cringe. I dont think there's part of her anatomy that I havent seen! If she could have got away with stuffin' a cam up her sphincter, I'd have easily seen what she'd had for breakfast.

Fine looking clothes horse though.

Anyhow. Mustn't hijack this fine thread any longer.....

Stavros

Remember how young it turned out the suprisingly old looking girl (her mates cousin) in the front was, that she was trying have a piece of?

And she knew full well her age too, but still grabbed her hand and put it in that "special area" and said those legendary words

And another time a few weeks later round her mates house she spent ages trying to convince that girl to partake in certain lurid sexual activities once again, girl shit out tho.

Thats some serious prison time if you think about it

She mental in the filthiest way possible, esp as she seems totally classy and unslaggy to anyone who meets her.

She pretty awesome when you think about it

c9sse

god glad mine is not as bad as any of these.
once my sister pi**ed me off when i was young and as you do tryed to flying kick her in the head from the sofa,she move out the way and i landed flat on my back.i would have kicked in my whole family for laughing if i was not in pain and couldn't move.

rs_daz

lol insane girl

rs shawn

Funny as fook.

Speedy Gonzalez
EIL132
That's a well-used comedy sketch scenario...but I believe you.

TrevCos

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This site makes me laugh. You get stuff like this on the site that stays up but god forbid my signature pic is three pixels too big!

truthordare

Telling a woman I didn't think she would be allowed to fly when she was so heavily pregnant, you can probably guess the next bit, she wasn't pregnant, mouth open , insert foot.

Debs

Speedy Gonzalez

AFPMSL

Japfan

Both you and i know, you ain't even close to your most embrassing moment!!!!!!!! HOW MUCH TO KEEP QUITE!

truthordare

Depends how much you like your hair??? I have shavers and I'm not afraid to use them

Debs

Japfan

Last time you came near me with them shavers you almost had my balls off!!! great short back and sides though.

Japfan

Plus............if you have been using them for your anal hair AGAIN.....i ain't doing it!!!!! Tee hee

truthordare

I didn't know you had balls??? you being a big girl and all that. Don't try and pass yourself off as a man till after the op!!!

Debs