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Old 05-01-2007, 07:44 AM
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Default a woman is like a deck of playing cards..
you need:

a heart to love her

a diamond to marry her

a club to smash her fucking face in for yakking too much

and a spade to bury the bitch

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Old 05-01-2007, 07:50 AM
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If only it was that easy to get rid of them too
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We could say exactly the same about blokes
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Cossie Helen when i got sent it by email, it was about blokes

but i don't think it''s the same.

you don't need a heart to love a bloke - just suck his cock and to him it's love

and you don't need a diamond to marry a bloke - just stop sucking his cock and it'll be like being married

ps

i've been more than 10 years with the same woman without being married and i would call it love
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