had a bit of a messy nite on saturday nite, big party round at my mates house, drank just a bit too much, started downing bottles of wine, that lead to the death of me!

past out for a bit, when i came round tried going home but went to my parents house thinkin i still lived there, woke them up at 3am they sent me home

made it home, then when i woke up in the morning (not having a clue where i had been & what i'd been upto the nite before) felt something heavy round my neck.

my stupid fucking mates had wrapped a load of bike chain locks round me neck when i'd past out for a bit!!!

sunday afternoon had to drive to firestation n ask them to cut em off for me!! how they all laughed!! think i made their day!

 

PMSL

any pics??

 

 

Could only happen to you

 

quality

 

Its could of been worse, they could of left the bike attached

 

Pmsl

Luckily they didnt strangle you!!

 

 

ha ha yeah i know!

my other mate who was helping me with the wine (everyone else knew it was a bad idea)

well he got home n as he was walking down his street texting n not watching where he was going, tripped over the neighbours wall to find a 8 foot drop!!

straight over head first, broken nose n stitches in 2 places on his head!!! he ended up spending til 8am in A&E!!!

 

it always happens to me!!!! everytime i drink too much n fall asleep my mates get me

even my bird does!!

 

thats made me laugh!!!

 

Ha ha unlucky mate , i got pissed up in my mates a while back and ended up getting 3 bottles of sunny delight poured over me along with half my eyebrows shaved off and half my face coloured in with red marker pen

i woke up stuck to the floor because the sunny delight was soo sticky

 

i did that once, got a fiesta hub nut stuck on my finger, had to go to addenbrookes hospital and they said they coudl do nothing and called the firebrigade was pretty funny

firemen got told off for parkin there fooker right in the A&E drop off section

 

rofl that proper comical

 

Pmsfl