Seems like everyone's got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning, moaning about this and that and everything being too expensive...

So I'd like to start a positive post.

I say fair play to the guy who tried to steal Porkie/my Sierra. A good effort at trying to steal a very good car - I think you showed excellent taste in opting for such a fine car and did a great job of fucking the door and ignition lock. It was a slight error in trying to take it while it was only running 1.4bar. so might I suggest you wait a few more months before your next attempt, as it will then be running a full 600+bhp...

I appreciate that because of your low intelligence level, you can't actually earn the money it takes to build such a car , so instead you have to try to take without even saying please. Money is one thing, but not even asking is just plain bad manors.

I must say you do lose a few points for not actually managing to get it started and just winding the engine over until the battery died... Don't you think it wasn't starting for a reason?! And you lose a few more points for not being observant enough to notice the £1500 lap top sat just behind the driver's seat...

More positively: well done to the security guards/firm who allowed such free-spirited 'breaking and entering'. Without your open minded approach to car theft, the used parts market would be a much more boring place.

So in summary, well done, room for improvement, maybe you should consider suicide so as to end your worthless contribution to humanity?

 

Spot on attitude mate

Always best to take these things with a pinch of good humour

 

W*NKERS, Complete and utter.

Nuff said.

 

That ignition lock sure is fooked up mate..

Did they wanted to steal the car WITHOUT the steeringwheel????

 

PMSL - nice post

Gutting about the car - perfect time to get it delocked, and get some sort of alarm on it.

Spare ignition barrel and key sitting here if you need it...........

 

worth switching to tibby style locks at the same time too wen you get it fixed... they look less wank than 3door locks/keys

 

Sorry to see that

Nice response to the intellectually challenged idiot though

 

pmsl

Real good news you have still got the car mate

 

GUTTED

 

Good attitude there

Bet your soooo glad they didnt manage to take it though

 

want their fooking hands cutting off with a large, blunt spoon

 

nice Renton LOL

fook them wankers

 

lol, good post

im in quite a good mood so far today! (so far)

did you know 10,000 NZD is only £3700 and you can get quite a remarkable amount of stuff for that much cash!

 

maybe they did notice the laptop but as they were gippos thought "feck what the shit this bloke carrying round an etch-a-scetch for"

But hope you get her all fixed feel so sorry for the dude who lost his 500 WTF must the Norwegiens think of this country we invite them and cant even keep there cars safe or our own

 

Easy for me to look on the lighter side when we've still got the car... I don't think I'd be of the same opinion if they'd have got it going. I feel very sorry for anyone who has ever had one stolen. Having a 'warning' like we did makes you realise it's not just the money either. It's the time, work and effort that some cunt has such total disregard for...

As far as the Norwegion cars go, it makes me embarrased to be English when things like that happen. They were guests to the UK, special guests of the show and had gone to huge amounts of trouble to show us their amazing cars.

You really can't put into words just how low some people are.

 

quality post renton , fookin low life pickie scumers

 

Spot On Renton.

 

LOL

Gutted for you & Porkie though!

 

Well said Dan,

All you simply have to do is turn the tables and imagine how any of us would feel had the shoe been on the other foot and we had taken our cars to their country and had this happen to us... I thought Lee was joking when he shouted up to me on Sunday morning "Someones tried nicking the 3-door!" , to say my heart sank was an understatement.

Your first post is far to intellectual for the people that tried to take yours, and our guests cars to understand. Likewise they sat cranking it over and over and failed to notice the connector with no ECU at the end of it, but did succeed in leaving what power was left, on and melt a load of electrics.

 

well said dan,would be nice to catch the fookers and punch em a new ass hole to to put their head through

At the end of the day u cant dwell on it unless u no who they are

 

Nice one Renton

 

They wouldn't have got very far either as the car had no brakes....

The also thought the fire extinguisher relase handle was the bonnet release. and ripped that from the dash. Fortunately I had forgotten to remove the pin in that as well

Its all very funny now but I felt physically sick at the thought of that going walkies.


GREAT WEEKEND THOUGH

 

quality post!

good to see you looking on the bright side! get it sorted & get it up to 600 hp like you said!

 

Dan,
You are assuming they can read .

 

Needlees to say we're now going extreme with regard to security...

 

No matter what you drive and what its worth IT"s YOURS and the wankers who try to nick it should be placed in a room with 10 people who have had ther car taken or even atempted to be taken ,,, that will stop them,
Glad they didnt get them tho ,

 

proky think ya should edit ya post

 

edited

 

how the fuck can that happen at a national circuit?? its a fuckin embarrasment to the security staff and they should be very greatful that the little tossers concerned were cluless
Having seen rentons car in the flesh, and seeing porkies go round the track its sooo true its not just the money but the blood sweat and tears that go into making these cars that make them special glad they didnt get them

 

FPMSL Thats the funniest post I think I've EVER read!
I'm glad they didnt get the car peeps....that'd have been devastating!

Also

*EDIT*
Lmao @ What Porkie said!
*EDIT*

It's a sickener that people can get away with this kind of thing, it truly is. Just a shame some cars did go missing, and some did get damaged I get all nervous when someone is merely standing next to my car, so I can totally empathise with all the people who got screwed.

And...as far as monday morning blues goes?!?! I pulled a sickie!

 

what fucks u of also is there so many registared people on here who hardly post,whats saying it not them fookers just watching us organise stuff and talk about our cars allday,bloody internet

 

quality post renton

FPMSL at missing laptop, properly dimwitted pykey scum man

 

I totally agree with the above statement, the Norweigen guys went to all the time, money and effort to show us there amazing cars, and we let them get broken into, I felt embarrased to be English also They probably wont be coming back again well done to the useless security and low life bast**ds Wasn't even like the low lifes were pros, I mean it looks like they barely managed to get into most of the cars

Well done to both you two, for still getting on with your weekend and getting the car out on the track, I was looking forward to seeing it go and wasn't disappointed!!!!

 

Edited.

But as Renton says Security will now 'slightly upgraded' to include 40000000volt electric fences, land mines under seat cushions, etc...

Martin is also currently buying us 4 of the ex 'star wars project' laser enabled satelites that were for sale on ebay. These will be launched next week and will enable remote 'zapping' of any TWOCing cunts.

 

Good post.

It wasnt the actual Donny security. RSOC decided to hire their own i think i read it on a different post.

LMAO about the laptop and what Porkie said.

Still hard to belive. Fucking picky gypo fucking wankers

 

the common sense of the donnington security (was there any?) makes you wonder what the fuck they were thinking, all these cars there in one place, its soooooo obviously a target yet clearly it dont get treated like its going to be one

charge your damages to the cluless tits who organised the security

....and sleep in your car next year with a large bat on hand

 

Do they take Pay Pal??? PMSL

What the fook is the country comming to, hope the little cooonts payed to get in!!
Carnt belive there are people like that, just fook a good day up for everyone!