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Prejudice - Joke.
"Can I have some Irish Sausages please, asked Paddy. "
The Assistant looked at him and asked " Are you Irish? "
" If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would ya? "
The assistant says, " Well no " .
" And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask Me if I
was American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? "
" Well, I probably wouldn't, "
With self-indignation, the man says, " Well, all right then, why did
you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?
The Assistant replies, " Because you're in Homebase "
The Assistant looked at him and asked " Are you Irish? "
" If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would ya? "
The assistant says, " Well no " .
" And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask Me if I
was American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? "
" Well, I probably wouldn't, "
With self-indignation, the man says, " Well, all right then, why did
you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?
The Assistant replies, " Because you're in Homebase "
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