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Old 06-08-2004, 03:42 PM
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Default sumthing 2 get oil off a tarmac drive?

any ideas peeps? i have oil and stuff on my drive and need 2 get it off tried degreaser and no joy.

oh yeh and it needs 2 not take the drive with it 2.lol

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Old 06-08-2004, 03:58 PM
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Would like to know this to.Tried different drive cleaners etc.None has worked.
Old 06-08-2004, 04:02 PM
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use the missus
Old 06-08-2004, 04:03 PM
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you can buy some stuff i cant remember what the fuck its called though! its like a clay IIRC
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head and shoulders shampoo and a stiff brush .... no seriously it works ... need to rinse off with a hose after tho........
Old 06-08-2004, 04:12 PM
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u boys r fukin windin me up jus so i look a dick in front of the neighbours washin my drive with head an shoulders

i got oil not dandruff
Old 06-08-2004, 04:15 PM
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Petrol...


























..and a new drive
Old 06-08-2004, 04:15 PM
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A tea spoon full of butterfly eggs works a treat as well, but you'll need to leave it on over night.....
Old 06-08-2004, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Nath
A tea spoon full of butterfly eggs works a treat as well, but you'll need to leave it on over night.....
where can I get them from Nath??? does it matter if it rains during the night?
Old 06-08-2004, 04:20 PM
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no .. it works .. ok try it on a small patch first then and when it works you can say thanj you
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WTF? butterfly eggs?
Old 06-08-2004, 04:21 PM
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As above - Shampoo any decent make will do
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ok ... go outside... find the shittiest part of the engine .. rub ya hands all over it.. then get ya head and shoulders and just wash ya hands in it
Old 06-08-2004, 04:24 PM
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Fish.

Get some raw fish, rub it all over your drive, all over the car, all over your face, dont wash it off, the oil will be gone no problems.

I swear.

Rotten fish works best.

Or stand there beating one off on the driveway, spunk all over the oil, that removes it, you cant do it at night either, must be in broad daylight for the sunlight to react with it to remove the oil



Go on, try it
Old 06-08-2004, 04:27 PM
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ROFLMAO
Old 08-08-2004, 08:51 PM
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BTTT
Old 08-08-2004, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Fish.

Get some raw fish, rub it all over your drive, all over the car, all over your face, dont wash it off, the oil will be gone no problems.

I swear.

Rotten fish works best.

Or stand there beating one off on the driveway, spunk all over the oil, that removes it, you cant do it at night either, must be in broad daylight for the sunlight to react with it to remove the oil




Go on, try it
Old 08-08-2004, 10:06 PM
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i was pulling a 3i to bits in the garages and had a few pathces of oil on the floor,an old lady came up to me and told me cheap cola can remove the oil,obviously expecting me to be cleaning the oil up,i never tried it but it may be worth a try to see if she was right
Old 08-08-2004, 11:49 PM
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a really really really really powerful pressure washer like mine
Old 09-08-2004, 01:28 AM
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battery acid and then a hose
Old 09-08-2004, 03:09 AM
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Don't leave it too long, when you get a pressure washer on it when it's soaked in, it'll rip the driveway up, I speak from experience!

(and it's a decent washer, and no, Seamus and his merry band didn't do it either!)
Old 09-08-2004, 06:08 AM
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I just push mine out onto the main road to change my oil.down the street a bit.
Old 09-08-2004, 06:02 PM
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lol @ push out on the road down street a bit...... top man
Old 09-08-2004, 06:49 PM
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you thought bout re-bitchuming it????


whilst still tacky you could cover use non slip surface like used near school crossing etc, i know this is possible i used to paint lines on the road and also lay this type of surfacing
Old 09-08-2004, 07:29 PM
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Try brick acid, available from any builders merchants, rub in with a stiff brush, let sit for a while , rinse and repeat until you gain the result your after. Takes a little time, but it works. Wear gloves and dont get it in your eyes!!
Old 09-08-2004, 08:01 PM
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Not taking the piss but pouring coke on it and leaving it overnight is sposed to work.

JUst hose it all down the morning after.
Old 09-08-2004, 08:25 PM
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Pressure washers will just tear the tarmac up
As i proved trying on mine
Old 10-08-2004, 12:19 AM
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mate uses fairy washing up liquid, looks fairy clean
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dont have an oil leak

but the coke one ive heard too
Old 10-08-2004, 12:58 AM
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my tarmacs gone grey!! can i paint it with oil to get the blackness back???! lol

no SERIOUSLY.... is there out I can do to get it looking smarter as I havent seen any gypos doing the rounds lately
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black tarmac works well. Can be applied over the top and just vanishes by the morning. Can leave a mound on occasions and will reappear if removed
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I'm gonna try the coke thing tomorrow then, after a few recent *issues* on the driveway that the parents are keen to remove my reproductive organs over...
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let us know how u get on then mate.

was thinkin bout the coke thing but thought if left over night would jus dry and go all sticky.

b interesting 2 c how it goes mate
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Originally Posted by M Brian
my tarmacs gone grey!! can i paint it with oil to get the blackness back???! lol

no SERIOUSLY.... is there out I can do to get it looking smarter as I havent seen any gypos doing the rounds lately
Yes you can get 'tarmac paint' - seriuously, I saw my neighbour doing it, and laughed at him.... I should have kept quiet it did a mint job, came up like new and stayed there I think Wickes may well do it.
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I have used a product made by 'Gunk' called driveway cleaner. Comes in a red 1 litre can & works a treat. Got mine in a local motor factors.
HTH
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k update tried the coke and that didnt work. perhaps the gunk stuff will work?
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Coke is good for cleaning toilets

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You beat one off all over the drive yet Bowk?
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
You beat one off all over the drive yet Bowk?
his been arrested
Old 12-08-2004, 08:33 PM
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That was for spunking over somthing else entirley Rikki


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