Fish.

Get some raw fish, rub it all over your drive, all over the car, all over your face, dont wash it off, the oil will be gone no problems.

I swear.

Rotten fish works best.

Or stand there beating one off on the driveway, spunk all over the oil, that removes it, you cant do it at night either, must be in broad daylight for the sunlight to react with it to remove the oil



Go on, try it