the mot

co of 2% 300 h/c (closed loop tiz proper)

well happy with meself

 

excellent

 

 

but he did sleep with the mot tester ....

no honest he did

he told me

 

well done jay

 

Nice one Jay.

Just does to show that ANY IDIOT can build a cossie if they have passionford to ask for advice

 

PS

you bringing it tonight mate?


See you about 8pm, phone me if you need directions or anything

 

fraid i wont be there workin again

pete be quiet lol

 

Can he get mine done if he sleeps with him again then

 

sell ur own arse im walkin like clint eastwood now

 

If he got one car done each time he slept with a bloke he would be selling MOT's on ebay at 50p a go by now just to get rid of the thousands of certifactes junking up his living room


Gutted you arent coming big fella, i will try and pop over in the next week or two in order to see you again, as every time i feel a bit down about my looks its always handy to realise there are people out there MUCH worse off than myself

 

thought you said you were gonna turn up late ?????

 

Thats a LOT better than how you normally walk you crippled fucker


You got the same chance of catching somone running up the road as a nun has of catching herpes

 

chip gunafuck u good and pro per

 

i wouldn`t make enough im still a virgin in the department

 

i did wonder why you were a bit funny the other day jay

 

im always like that u cheeky twat

 

You gotta catch me first hopalong

 

where do you take your motors to be mot'd jay? i need one doing soon, and somewhere in 'stoke would be handy of a lunchtime

if you do make it tonight, can you bring a set of 071 plugs if you got them please? will have cash with me.

 

nick ill pick em up tomoz so gimmie a call chap and as for the mot mate i had no favours really just let off a knackerd rear tyre due to the shit lowering springs i got on it at the mo thinks its one of them mexican low riders lol

 

well dont mate glad to see its passed

i guess you have sorted the abs problem