Fookin kids knocking on the door saying 'penny for the guy'
Its the begining of October for fooks sake and they didn't even have a fookin guy
Soon it will be the 'trick or treaters' who don't like it when you say 'trick' and then the 'carol singers' who don't sing and don't even know the words to the fookin carols anyway
Fookin beggining i call it except when properly done and the kids arn't 16 years old looking for money for booze and fags
No way in the world would i ever let Elliott go knocking on strangers doors expecting them to shell out money etc....
Don't get me wrong i'm no 'scrouge' and if the local round table come round with their santa and sleigh thing i'll give them a few bob for charity! Or if some little kids escorted by their parents knock on the door all dressed up trick or treating then i may give them something!
Your views please
Rant over

 

tend to agree to all that really,

carol singers, i open the door and usually lket them sing a song or two, if they stop i simply shut the door

 

Same here Spiky but they always look so fookin embaressed as well
You could hire yourself out as a guy to the lazy people who can't be arsed to make one

 

I usually have a couple of bags of sweets in this jar that you can't get your hand out of if you've grabbed a fist-full.

There you go, take one sweet, say thanks, and foook off

 

PMSL at being a "guy"

 

pisses me off if they knock on the door as well as asking you on the streets,shops etc....

Do give them money if they have a guy though.

 

Gotta look at the flipside though.....

Imagine you're 'bout eight years old, it's Halloween, you knock on some door in Milton Keynes.

Door creaks open......Spadge appears

You'd run, wouldn't you? Screaming!

 

no youd just hand over your money and sweets to him and say ''fair play thats a better mask than mine''













they do my head in too tho the little gits

 

pmsl at that

 

i love this time of year it amuses me . there is nothing better than sitting behind the door on a nice comfortable chare and when thay nock poke a large sweeping brush handle through the door

 

should get spadge to get in his dancing gear whack him in a trolley or old pram we would make a mint (soz spadge)

 

LMAO @ Bernie & Lee

 

TWATS

 

fpmsl @ those pics

Spadge, you just have to deal with it m8