Fookin kids knocking on the door saying 'penny for the guy'
Its the begining of October for fooks sake and they didn't even have a fookin guy
Soon it will be the 'trick or treaters' who don't like it when you say 'trick' and then the 'carol singers' who don't sing and don't even know the words to the fookin carols anyway
Fookin beggining i call it except when properly done and the kids arn't 16 years old looking for money for booze and fags
No way in the world would i ever let Elliott go knocking on strangers doors expecting them to shell out money etc....
Don't get me wrong i'm no 'scrouge' and if the local round table come round with their santa and sleigh thing i'll give them a few bob for charity! Or if some little kids escorted by their parents knock on the door all dressed up trick or treating then i may give them something!
Your views please
Rant over