does my head in.

This afternoon i nipped to town very quickly. I'm standing in bus station and i sees these geezer touting for money, with peeps turning him away. He cums to me and says
him> "yo u got 50p to get me home"
me> no fook off
him>why you being nasty
me>i'm not (takes drag of fag)
him>cum on dude you look loaded with a chain and watch
me> fook off anfd get a job you prick
him>ah come on mate ,tell ya what forget about the money giz a fag
me>mate what part of fook off dont ya understand for fooks sake
him>ah come on dont be like that, your bus is here u cant smoke it
me>mate fook off right now or ill deck ya
him> ah cum on, mate im desperate

bus arrives, i chuck fag under bus, i gets on the bus and hes says,

your a right cunt you are tight bastard. I drops shopping on floor at bus driver, gets off bus and says to to driver wait here a second. I lwalks after this geezer telling him to fook off anf if i see him again ill shiit down his throat when i have riped his head off

I gets on the bus pays me money and al the bus bursts in a round of applause. I was well chuffed

anyway rant over

 

nice 1 m8 well done

 

thank you

takes a bow lol

 

nice 1 why you gettin the bus?
some right wierdos that get on buses last june or sumthin a like 6 foot 4 heavy built jamaican origin bloke about 25 or somethin follows me and a fit blond friend to school and starts goin on about stuff i don't understand then starts puttin arm round the lass i was with, if i was 5 year older with a bit more weight he would've been under the cars drivin past us!

 

you hard bastard.

























no seriously, we was in London years ago on a boozy weekend,some fella was a down and out,was not that bad, asking for money,told him to fook off.

When we were coming home he was still there!

Give him a bit more shit and when were were down the road he packed up and put all his stuff in a brand new car and waved to us!

Fooker!

another time,christmas time a tramp,a proper one, was at a petrol station buying something,think i give him a tenner or something and said get a good meal etc...

The lad in the garage looked at me as if i was stupid.

Felt good though giving it too him.

 

i am getting the bus cos me rs in the spray shop.......still

 

How many people have been intimidated and given money to stinking alkies & druggies in similar circumstances , so what if you are 'minted' these t***ers already get handouts from each & every one of us who pay tax FAIR PLAY TO YOU SIR

 

Me and the missus got stopped by some bird in real tears - car broke down, any chance I can borrow 1.50 busfare...

So we give it to her, get in the car and drive off.

I had to turn round to go back the way I wanted to go, see the bitch talking to someone else, then see him pull out some more cash

fookin wrong.

Worse thing is, Lou commented on how nice her clothes were too Obviously not hard up.

 

I have given money to a few tramps m8 but only the 1s that are old and look like thay are on the street and dont want to be
ie not looking like there off it on smack/crack and like to live on the street so thay can spend any money thay get on such drugs.

and i know what your saying, it does make you feel good when you do sum1 else a good turn in there time of need

 

I lost my job! I guess this is what I should do now LOL

 

lmao

 

Thats the price you pay for getting on public transport

I got robbed the first time I went to London, came out of kings cross (coming from newcastle). Busy as fook so I stood there like a twat staring at a shoddy map I had to find the hotel. This guy wanders over and has a bit of banter and I ask him directions to the hotel.

Guy> Yeah no problem mate I'll trade you directions for a fag
me> Yeah errmmm ok cool
Guy> *Takes a drag* ahhhhh thats better
me> Come on then where the fook am I going
Guy> Fook knows mate I'm shit wth directions, see ya!


Couldn't fooking believe it cheeky bastardo!

 

Had similar when we left an Indian restaurant. Woman comes up in tears saying she had been mugged. Obviously we were concerned for her and offered to call the police. She declined saying they wouldn't do anything. Have to share her sentiments on that to a degree. Then she says she's going into the pub opposite to see some friends and she couldn't go with no cash. The cogs in my head are turning by this point and my sympathy is drying up quickly as her next comment was.


Can you give me a fiver so I can get a drink

I said no but I would call the police and wait for them to arrive. She then launched into a torrent of abuse and cleared off

 

Shepards bush there all like it got asked 3 times last night

 

MMMM i just dont get asked full stop

Wonder why..................

 

see living where i live there now invisable


must admit i gave 1 a slap when i was comming back from the westend who got a bit shirty a few years ago, started stamping in his head/face ( was very drunk but think he was more out of it than me )

anyway felt a right tosser when i seen him 3 days later with a fat lip and a cut on his forehead, might not have been from me but i did really go for him


but then he did say " wish i was having the same fun with your missus that your gonna get" strange comment to say to a drunk blok ya asking for money off

 

nice one bal