Me and the missus got stopped by some bird in real tears - car broke down, any chance I can borrow 1.50 busfare...
So we give it to her, get in the car and drive off.
I had to turn round to go back the way I wanted to go, see the bitch talking to someone else, then see him pull out some more cash
fookin wrong.
Worse thing is, Lou commented on how nice her clothes were too

Obviously not hard up.