you hard bastard.

























no seriously, we was in London years ago on a boozy weekend,some fella was a down and out,was not that bad, asking for money,told him to fook off.

When we were coming home he was still there!

Give him a bit more shit and when were were down the road he packed up and put all his stuff in a brand new car and waved to us!

Fooker!

another time,christmas time a tramp,a proper one, was at a petrol station buying something,think i give him a tenner or something and said get a good meal etc...

The lad in the garage looked at me as if i was stupid.

Felt good though giving it too him.