does my head in.

This afternoon i nipped to town very quickly. I'm standing in bus station and i sees these geezer touting for money, with peeps turning him away. He cums to me and says
him> "yo u got 50p to get me home"
me> no fook off
him>why you being nasty
me>i'm not (takes drag of fag)
him>cum on dude you look loaded with a chain and watch
me> fook off anfd get a job you prick
him>ah come on mate ,tell ya what forget about the money giz a fag
me>mate what part of fook off dont ya understand for fooks sake
him>ah come on dont be like that, your bus is here u cant smoke it
me>mate fook off right now or ill deck ya
him> ah cum on, mate im desperate

bus arrives, i chuck fag under bus, i gets on the bus and hes says,

your a right cunt you are tight bastard. I drops shopping on floor at bus driver, gets off bus and says to to driver wait here a second. I lwalks after this geezer telling him to fook off anf if i see him again ill shiit down his throat when i have riped his head off

I gets on the bus pays me money and al the bus bursts in a round of applause. I was well chuffed

anyway rant over