Only a few weeks ago he went into the back of a learner driver as they 'just stopped'. Obviously the big sign saying KEEP WELL BACK wasn't clear enough and now I've just had a call from my mum saying that he and his brother went fishing but it was a 'bit muddy' so instead of ruining their boots they decided to drive the car to the lake.

The car sunk and now my dad is now stranded in a field somewhere in deepest darkest Essex whilst their lovely mum meal burns in the oven (or more likely cools down in the dog's belly)

Anyone know anyone who has a tractor for hire near Harlow? lol

And Dad, if you do log on here.. tell me it aint true

 

Glad to see u dont take your bains from your dads side of the Family Cola

 

all normal bloke stuff.

there was probably a fit bird walking down the road at the first incident, diverting the poor chaps eye from the ensuing amateur driving chaos.

 

Oh dear

 

quality

 

VP: That's the thing though, he calls ME thick! I can quite honestly I've never gone into the back of a learner (although when I was 17 I did drive into the back of a BM cos we were all staring at some gorgeous blokes on the other side of the road, I still blame Emma to this very day) or sunk a car.

Foreign: I'd like to think that my dad had no sexual libido whatsoever ta

If anyone sees a navy Fusion in Harlow at any time please stay away for your own safety. He's even gone round the big roundabout at Lakeside the wrong way on a Saturday before. Mum just closed her eyes waiting for impact. God knows how he didn't hit anything!

 

fpmsl v

 

sorry to shatter your illusions, but unless he's had his testicles removed he still has a libido. the older the man gets, the younger the women they look at. i bet he wanks over the thought of some of your mates.

 

ROFL

 

ROFLMAO!!!! those are superb and must add, TYPICAL dad type situations!!

although must say, that's probably the best place for a Fusion...stuck in a lake!

 

Now that's just wrong

 

it is wrong, but you know it's right

 

Try Scoobynet

 

lol @ Nath! Point!

Foreign you're a BAD MAN. Ora I am right there with you! Oh God, I feel ill now!

Linny, you're right but it's a disability car and I'm just thankful it's a ford

And he wonders why I PANIC about leaving the car at theirs when I go away. He trashed the wheels and the front splitter of the RS2K in one trip... no way will he ever be in the drivers seat of the Escos... EVER!