Only a few weeks ago he went into the back of a learner driver as they 'just stopped'. Obviously the big sign saying KEEP WELL BACK wasn't clear enough and now I've just had a call from my mum saying that he and his brother went fishing but it was a 'bit muddy' so instead of ruining their boots they decided to drive the car to the lake.

The car sunk and now my dad is now stranded in a field somewhere in deepest darkest Essex whilst their lovely mum meal burns in the oven (or more likely cools down in the dog's belly)

Anyone know anyone who has a tractor for hire near Harlow? lol

And Dad, if you do log on here.. tell me it aint true