VP: That's the thing though, he calls ME thick! I can quite honestly I've never gone into the back of a learner (although when I was 17 I did drive into the back of a BM cos we were all staring at some gorgeous blokes on the other side of the road, I still blame Emma to this very day) or sunk a car.

Foreign: I'd like to think that my dad had no sexual libido whatsoever ta

If anyone sees a navy Fusion in Harlow at any time please stay away for your own safety. He's even gone round the big roundabout at Lakeside the wrong way on a Saturday before. Mum just closed her eyes waiting for impact. God knows how he didn't hit anything!