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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:15 AM
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Default Quotes from a friend last night who worked on my car!!!

just a few things needed checking for its MOT....

these are some of the things he said :

"If this c*nt burns me one more time, i'm torching it and going home"

"boy, you and car wiring are a fucking dangerous combination"

"Keith, are you like this with women??.....do you do half a job and then just jump off???......cos it looks like it with your wiring!!!"

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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:17 AM
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Fooking Brilliant

U tell him bout the Headlight problem? lol
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Spax
Fooking Brilliant

U tell him bout the Headlight problem? lol
I thought it would be best not to mention it!!
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:28 AM
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If this c*nt burns me one more time, i'm torching it and going home"

know the feeling
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:34 AM
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does he know how long it took you changed the brakes
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:35 AM
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"If this c*nt burns me one more time, i'm torching it and going home"
Has he seen your Garrett scare from when you touched the turbo after raggin the car and not letting it cool down
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:45 AM
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeh Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Your a boy!!

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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Max
"If this c*nt burns me one more time, i'm torching it and going home"
Has he seen your Garrett scare from when you touched the turbo after raggin the car and not letting it cool down


I had G A and half an R burned into my hand for months and months!!!

**NOTE : NEVER TRY AND REMOVE TURBO WITH NAKED HANDS 2 MINUTES AFTER DRIVING IT ON FULL BOOST FOR 10MINUTES!!! **
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 10:56 AM
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fookin idiot!
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
fookin idiot!
the smell of bacon was UNREAL!!!

and the hairs have NEVER grown back!!!
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Old Mar 24, 2005 | 11:13 AM
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"If this c*nt burns me one more time, i'm torching it and going home"
Was it doing it on purpose! LMAO
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