I need a few suggestions on how to get rid off me bird.

Shes more of a stalker than a bird.
every 5 mins its a call or text, and if not me she bugs me mates to find out where i am. arrrrggghhhhh.. HELP

 

Just dump her sorry ass first. THen if shes still carrying on, then its time for a plan...

 

Take her to the remotest place you know.... take her for a walk round a few trees, tell her your off for a pee and then jump in the car and leave her..... then change ya phone number!

 

That's a good plan

 

i had to get rid of mine tonight. I feel gutted though. Never mind.

 

[/quote] THen if shes still carrying on, then its time for a plan...[/quote]

I think ya rite.
ive tried hidin but she still bloody turns up!!


So wots t plan??

 

Don't ya like the idea of dumping her in the middle of nowhere????? I know someone who did that...... I made sure I dumped him first!

 

Ive done it b4 and she still comes bck 4 more

 

Why?

 

we just didnt "match" really. She was so quiet around me, and didnt get much time to spend with her.

 

"I DON'T LOVE YOU"
"I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE - I'M GAY!"
"I FANCY YOUR MOTHER MORE THAN I FANCY YOU"
"YOU ARE UGLY - GO AWAY!"
"GO BOIL YOUR OWN BUNNY"

Failing that you could change your mobile number, move to another town..... or just say "Look fuck off, I cannot stand you, you are the most annoying bint I have ever met, I do not love you, you don't do anything for me.... "

I'm running out of ideas now......

 

thats a bit harsh aint it?

 

Keep trying to shag her up the arse

 

pmsl....

 

Why? He wants rid..... she's obviously jealous and obsessive about him.... better to hurt her now than later!

Its this that's driven him away by the sounds of things.... jealousy is something that cannot live in a relationship....

 

Welcome To Dumpsville!
pop: YOU!

 

Send her over to my gaff - I'll fuck her in the ass then you can dump her for cheating

 

 

 

Do well ill give gooey her No for ya !!

 

Not to be a killjoy but you'd feel pretty fookin rotten if you left her someplace and some cnut raped her or something..... Think before saying such things folks. There's enough knobheads out there as it is without giving them a helping hand.

If I were you mate I'd get a good female mate to pretend to be my girlfriend down the pub when you're expecting this lass to turn up and have her be all over you. If that don't work, take her out back then turn all of a sudden and threaten to kick her arse iif she doesn't fook off.

Not too classy but probably effective!

 

oooh, Mr Serious.... point taken though, this did happen about 13 years ago when rapes never took place.... or was it just cos they weren't as well reported.....

 

oh and just to add, he didn't feel rotten about doin it.... thought it was quite funny

 

Aye some folks are tossers tho lol. Not you lot of course, I mean the guy you're talking about lol.

Who knows tho. I think it's a combination of not so much reported as well as not so much happening to be honest. The way the world has gone these days I think there are way more twisted people around.....

Didn't mean to put a dampner on proceedings BTW, just felt it should be pointed out.

 

Well just for upsetting ya, I'll get yas a drinky in at the next PF yorkshire meet eh?

 

I agree.

but she's probably like that

 

Aye, that would be great

How's Keith's job going BTW?

 

Yeah, lovely..... Nice big blue van though.... not that I've been in it, just looked at it outside the window, wondering whether the neighbours across the road enjoy looking at it out of their room window...

 

I dread to think what it says on the side! Got any further with selling the house?

 

could be a passion ford meet cool idea ALL do her

sorry thats so wrong demons in my head

 

Nahh., maybe not, Jodie Foster and pinball machines springs to mind, but cannot remember what the film was called, sorry...

 

i can understand how you feel mate my ex from 2 & half years ago
wouldnt leave me alone allways ringing me etc, she told me if i ever
leave her she would report me to the tax man for doing alot of work
on the side and repairing cars but i didnt do sod all, i got rid of her
in the end by saying i didnt love her anymore and i was seeing
somone else

 

no, my bathroom's still half tiled, Keith does about 6 hours work a day and sleeps for the rest of it....

When I go back to work next week will be leaving house at 7am and getting home about 7pm...... that's including delivering Enya to her Nana and collecting her and travelling home on a night.... think there's gonna have to be some changes in our household!