Not to be a killjoy but you'd feel pretty fookin rotten if you left her someplace and some cnut raped her or something..... Think before saying such things folks. There's enough knobheads out there as it is without giving them a helping hand.

If I were you mate I'd get a good female mate to pretend to be my girlfriend down the pub when you're expecting this lass to turn up and have her be all over you. If that don't work, take her out back then turn all of a sudden and threaten to kick her arse iif she doesn't fook off.

Not too classy but probably effective!