Took the dog out earlier and was walking along the road when a stunning girl comes walking towards me and i mean stunning - beautiful face, lovely natural looking blonde hair, gorgeous legs, small tight denim shorts (in a Daisy Duke style for anyone who can remember the Dukes of Hazard from about 15-20 years ago) and a tight black t-shirt hugging a pair of perfectly formed jugs. What does my dog decide to do as she's approaching about 4 or 5 metres in front? He squats and has a shit.

I know i'm not a gold member but can i advertise a dog for sale? He answers to the name of BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD.

 

ROFL.

 

PMSL........that's quality

 

pics or it didnt happen

(of the bird not the turd)

 

I'd love to provide pics of this bird but i think from now on she'll cross over when she sees me but i am willing to post you the bag of shit as proof .

As a further incentive to sell the dog, he comes with a free pair of dog walking boots, you will find them buried about 8-10 inches up his fookin arse.

 

every time pal staffs are known for making you look a tit hahahahhah i took mine to the vets a while back sat there good as gold the vet came out she called my name out and walked over to me and the dog looked at him and said arr how sweet is he. i got up to go in and he dropped the biggest turd ever in the waiting room she was not to keen to take his temp then ahahahhah

 

PMSL

 

So basically you mean you just let your dog have a shit on the pavement/road, sure all the local kids and parents will be overjoyed at your consideration to them and their health

 

I don't believe this story living in northampton myself, there are no attractive girls here although she could have wandered over from milton keynes!

 

Quality , lol

 

Brilliant!

 

So where the fuck do you suggest i take him? To a local park or beauty spot, or maybe i should just let him off his lead so he can use the neighbours gardens as a toilet.
Everything that comes out of my dogs arse gets picked up in a plastic bag, is tied securely and disposed of in the proper place. Can you tell me where i said it was left on the pavement in any of my previous posts on this thread? My offer to post the bag to Chip was said as a joke but i would happily send you a bag if you want proof you fucking outspoken tool.

 

yea staffy owner, get him a nappy ffs!

'the rapid 1' you are a cock.

 

One other thing, if any parents are happy to let their kids play next to the A6003 running through Kettering (which is where my dog had his shit) then i suggest they should worry more about their kids health than i need to, there have been more kids injured on that road due to cars than through anything inflicted by dog shit.

Rant over - now where did i leave those pooch pampers?

 

you tell him

 

Love how non dog owners label every dog owner as an irresponsible cunt.

Funny story though!

 

rotflmao and rapid one you are a cock what about horse shit? They dont even pic it up

 

 

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children.

 

So wat happened after the dog dropped the bomb?

 

I'd like to see you stop it once it squats!! You can walk in a field all day and he won't do nothing, and then you'll get outside a house when he goes for it.

Benni.

 

quality mate...

 

Ahhh but i didn't say i lived in Northampton .
I picked the shit up with the aid of a trusty black bag (for the benefit of The Rapid 1 - YES I PICKED THE SHIT UP WITH THE AID OF A TRUSTY BLACK BAG), I kicked the dog up the arse and blushed a lot and walked on feeling like i had blew my chances of my perfect girl ever fantasizing about me (what a load of old bollocks) in truth, after picking it up i walked on and felt like a twat.

 

lmao. you dont get much street cred owning a staffy these days they seem to b the chavs wepon of choice.

 

Yup. Much like an RST.










Before anyone starts, i own an RST and don't even try and defend them. They ARE Chav as a motherfucker!

 

WEll number 2 up againt the renault 5 gtt

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wickid :P

 

Jungle ist massiv!

 

 

Steady mate, you'll start a Staffy revolt, there's quite a few of us on here that have got them and only about half of us are chavs, spare a thought for the other half.

 

ROFL.........

 

lol

 

Dogs do shit at the wrong time don't thay my 2 staffys allways do lol

 

Sorry

 

^^^^ Apology accepted, we can be friends again .

 

im sure dogs do it for a laugh..my dog will shite where i dont want him to...he will have a crap as soon as i finish cleaning the yard out, im sure he holds it in till i do..or when we are out for a walk guaranteed to want to lay a burger outside someones door, unlike most dogs that would crap on the field he has been running about on.. and although i always try to pull him away there is NO shifting him..its like hes been stuck in concrete the big shit machine

 

Quality!

Well done for being a responsible owner and picking the turd up too. I fucking hate standing in dog shit!!

 

I hoped you picked it up yoo in front of the girl.

 

Thanks mate. I would hate to stand in anybody elses dogs shit so don't see why anybody else should stand in mine (the dogs not mine).
I certainly did mate. In my opinion if your dog shits in a public place you might feel a bit daft picking it up but you get a lot more respect from other people than if you just leave it. What gets on my tits is people who bag the shit up and then chuck it under a hedge, it doesn't kill anybody to carry it until they come across a suitable bin.

 

Wooop, bmaflaeitw

 

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