Originally Posted by
Chopshop85
I don't believe this story living in northampton myself, there are no attractive girls here

although she could have wandered over from milton keynes!
Ahhh but i didn't say i lived in Northampton

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Originally Posted by
NoRubNoDub
So wat happened after the dog dropped the bomb?
I picked the shit up with the aid of a trusty black bag (for the benefit of The Rapid 1 - YES I PICKED THE SHIT UP WITH THE AID OF A TRUSTY BLACK BAG), I kicked the dog up the arse and blushed a lot and walked on feeling like i had blew my chances of my perfect girl ever fantasizing about me (what a load of old bollocks) in truth, after picking it up i walked on and felt like a twat.