Took the dog out earlier and was walking along the road when a stunning girl comes walking towards me and i mean stunning - beautiful face, lovely natural looking blonde hair, gorgeous legs, small tight denim shorts (in a Daisy Duke style for anyone who can remember the Dukes of Hazard from about 15-20 years ago) and a tight black t-shirt hugging a pair of perfectly formed jugs. What does my dog decide to do as she's approaching about 4 or 5 metres in front? He squats and has a shit.

I know i'm not a gold member but can i advertise a dog for sale? He answers to the name of BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD.